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On the first day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
One case of hobbit burglary.

On the second day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Two skins for Beorn
And one case of hobbit burglary

On the third day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the fourth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the fifth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the sixth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the seventh day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the eighth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Eight silk handkerchiefs,
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the ninth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Nine Lord of the Rings forshadowings,
Eight silk handkerchiefs,
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the tenth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Ten dwarfs after the battle,
Nine Lord of the Rings forshadowings,
Eight silk handkerchiefs,
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the eleventh day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Eleven huge spiders,
Ten dwarfs after the battle,
Nine Lord of the Rings forshadowings,
Eight silk handkerchiefs,
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

On the twelfth day of the Quest, Gandalf gave to me
Twelve dwarfs plus one who came to tea,
Eleven huge spiders,
Ten dwarfs after the battle,
Nine Lord of the Rings forshadowings,
Eight silk handkerchiefs,
Seven ponies for Smaug,
Six riddles asked,
Five armies,
Four elven feasts,
Three hungry trolls,
Two skins for Beorn,
And one case of hobbit burglary.

A/N: All right, a little early, but happy Yule everybody! Now, unless you review, you'll be getting my Yule log in the chest. K? K.

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