AN: okay new story!!! And guess WHAT!!! These even have morals to them!!! Yup morals you should live your ENTIRE life by!!! Guess what else I have discovered!!! School really does influence our life, minds, and creativity!!! For in the astounding math class that I really should have paying attention to (uh HATE trig) I came up with the idea to create this story. So if you ever wonder why they created math class in all its boringness THIS is why!!! So aspiring writers like me who probably should be taking notes can come up with glorious works of art. Of course these stories are not a masterpiece, in fact my mother has oh so graciously imformed that a third grader can write better than I. I hope you enjoy.

Discalimer: Look I don't own Tolkein. Never have, never will. In fact, I don't even want to. I don't want any of the elves, none of the hobbits, no dwarves, no wizards, and none of the orcs or uruk hai. The only thing I might want is one of the meras and a really big spider. And that would be in actual life not just hey you can take credit for them. All of the characters are JRR Tolkein's and his alone.

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The Blond Who Saved the Butterflies

Once upon a time there was a cheerful elf named Legolas. Legolas was a cheerful because he never had to do his chores (after all he did have forever), had the brain the size of a peanut, and could wear cute little dressies any time he wanted.Now one day the delusional elf was skipping through the Evil Forest of Mirkwood in a pretty daisy jumper. Now Evil Forest of Mirkwood was known for its big spiders, and its Scary Trees With Eyes©. Now Scary Trees With Eyes© have been filmed in many classic movies such as Snow White and are Mirkwood's greatest industry. Now on this fine day Legolas made a discovery.

"I've made a discovery," said Legolas " This forest is full of big spiders and Trees With Scary Eyes©!"

Now this discovery might not be bad if Legolas had been a tourist who thought he was in Loth Lorien, or if his father had locked hi, in a dungeon all his life, but none of these were true. In fact, Legolas went out into the forest in pretty dresses every day to skip over the forest's moldy floor.

So upon his discovery Legolas had to sit down on the floor to think. After three hours of thinking Legolas FINALLY came to a decision.

"I've come to a decision!" said Legolas "I HATE this forest! I'm leaving it and all its big spiders and Scary Trees With Eyes© forever!" Upon his decision Legolas began to run away from the scary forest forever.

Now after running for six days straight, Legolas was dehydrated, starving and even more delusional than usual, he collapsed in the middle of Fangorn Forest. While unconscioushe was taken in by butterflies, was cared for and given new dressies. When the elf awoke he was told of the misfortunes of the butterflies, and how the Evil Moths of Isengard ( this is some sort of retarded cult of moths) kept them living underground.

Now although Legolas wasn't … well … the sharpest sword on the armory, he knew that it was wrong to entrap people underground. Unfortunately he only thought that the moths were misguided, so one night he took a net and captured all the moths and put them in a plastic jar, that he had somehow gotten his hands on, and promised to release them if they promise to be nice, but being the… well…special (cough ed cough) person that he was, he forgot to put holes in the top of the jar, and all the moths died.

When the butterflies heard of the demise of the Evil Moths of Isengard they all flew into the forest and rejoiced in the sunlight, and Legolas skipped through the woods until he was eaten by a moth for killing the moths cousin.

THE END

MORAL: Never try to get anything to agree with you if you have the brain the size of an ameba.

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So what did you think? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me!!! I don't care how insulting it is!!! I don't care how igsignifigant it is. TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!