Hello. Wow it seems like I haven't been here for ages. As I'm preparing for my exams, this was written at 10:00PM so apologies for it being rambly and for the fact that it probably doesn't make sense as my brain is officially dead. Anyway, I just wanted to write a short poem about what happened last episode. Enjoy :-)

That fiver

You're a splattered speckled hen, baby,

A click, cluck, clatter before a chick, duck platter. You

Penned a mascara will for the road and

Coined a corny whirl for show.

Should be chugging champers, yet

Scraping you off my ring, but

New I'd be a cock, baby, after that taxi driver

Took you down the parlour,

Well, stooped for easy prey, didn't I?

Rattled on, wrung the chimes; like

Your money box, baby, pounded the slit

Up to a lady Godiva.