Teen Titans: The Pranks Wars
Here's a story of why pranks in the Titan universe are no laughing matter, enjoy!
I don't own the teen titans or anything else.
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A short time ago, in a tower for some reason is shaped like a T
Prank Wars Episode I: Hand in Warm water
In a time of boredom, five teenagers try find ways to entertain themselves. Little do they know is that a greater evil is upon them, something so bad that it makes their battle with Trigon look like a tickle fight. What would start out as a simple joke would turn into hell. As the battle would wear on, our heroes would learn more about each other in this massive journey of adventure, romance, danger, and Peanut Butter and Egg Salad Pizza? We'll get to that later lets just wait until the scrolling credits end.
In short, It was hell. Buildings were destroyed, pies were thrown, confetti all over the place, cars turned over, all the people have evacuated...and the villains were leading them.
"Everybody get inside!" yelled Mumbo Jumbo as he lead civilians into shelters.
"Guys I'm scared." Gizmo said as he used a device to shield civilians from firecrackers.
Brother Blood put his hand on his shoulder.
"We all are, this is nothing like we've ever faced." he said.
Hell even Trigon opened a portal to hell for people to go.
"Hurry up its safer here!" he yelled.
Soon a giant green balloon appeared.
"Stink Bomb!" yelled Control Freak.
Soon everyone ran to the shelters as soon as the stink bomsequent closer.
Slade was escorting people into the shelters, but saw a little girl crying "Mommy!" Knowing what he had to do, he ran to the battlefield dodging pies, Roman candles, and even Scooby-Doo flying to rescue the little girl. He grabbed the little girl just as the doors were closing.
"Close the door!" yelled Slade.
"But Slade!" yelled Blackfire.
"Just close them!" he yelled just as he gave her the child, the door closed and a giant boom was heard, the walls started shaking and people were scared.
Soon the door reopen briefly as a giant smell occurred. Slade appeared white as a ghost as he coughed and fell to the ground as a couple civilians helped him lay down.
"Someone give him some water!" yelled Killer Moth.
Soon a little kid appeared with water "How did this happen?" he said close to tears. Slade got up and everyone gathered around hear the story.
"It all started with a simple joke." he said.
Two Weeks Ago.
9am
It was a bright and sunny day in Jump City, California. The kids were playing, the birds were singing, a random musical number of how Jump City is great. You know the usual crap.
In the titans tower a certain green alien was gonna have a little fun with his older sister. Grinning madly, Beast Boy snuck into Starfire's room turned into a spider, painted himself black and hid under her blanket. So Starfire went into her room and laid on her bed, she suddenly started shifting.
"What is this lump in my place of slumber?" she said. But at that moment she opened her blanket and saw the spider. Beast Boy laughed as he saw Starfire screamed and fly up in terror, then she saw Beast Boy turn into a bird and fly away laughing.
"Beast Boy!" she yelled as her eyes became green.
11 am
Cyborg went into his room to charge up.
"Hopefully this new battery pack works well." He said as he plugged himself in...Little did he know that Beast Boy flipped the battery and well...
"Tsaeb Yob!" screamed Cyborg.
1pm
Beast Boy came out of Raven's room with pink dye laughing madly. Raven appeared without her cloak. She entered her room, went into her closet and...
"BEAST BOY!" she hollered.
3pm
Beast Boy came out of the bathroom snickering and holding saran wrap. Robin was running and opened the bathroom door.
"Well beef and bean burrito, it's now or never!" he said shutting the bathroom door.
And one second later.
"BEAST BOY!" He roared as Beast Boy was laughing so hard that he was crying.
3:30 pm
The titans were gathered in the main room, all very angry.
Starfire was still shaking, Cyborg was muttering backwards, and Robin had green smoke around him. But Raven was nowhere to be seen.
"W-where's Raven?" asked a scared Starfire.
"Yllufepoh reh knarp t'nsaw taht dab." said Cyborg plugging his nose in disgust.
Soon Raven appeared in the shadow.
"Beast Boys dead." she simply said.
"What did he do to you Raven?" asked Robin as flies started appearing around him.
And with that Raven slowly appeared and her cloak was bright pink. The others were in shock.
"Eh t'ndid." Said Cyborg.
"Not just this one. All of them." Raven said in pure anger, but then she sniffed and plugged her nose.
"What is that horrible smell?!" she said.
Robin lowered his head in shame and pointed to the Saran Wrap. Raven covered her mouth with her mouth.
"Did you eat the beef and bean burrito?" she said.
Robin nodded as Cyborg and Starfire gasped.
"I'd hug you but you smell horrible." said Raven.
Cyborg raised an eyebrow.
"Nevan, t'nsi taht tuo fo retcarahc rof uoy?" he asked.
Raven gave him a dirty look.
"I'm wearing a pink cloak it's weird enough already." she said.
Soon Robin spoke up.
"Well we all know why we're all here, it's because a certain green fellow, thinks its funny to mess around with us." he said.
"Llew eh thguoht gnorw!" said Cyborg.
"Lets squash his little green ass!" said Raven.
"B-but friends, i-isn't this w-wrong?" said Starfire.
However Robin walked up to her, which caused her to gag in disgust.
"Robin, you smell like a dying Narkalis! yelled Starfire.
"And that's why we need to take Beast Boy down, he made Raven pink, Cyborg talk backwards, scar you for life, and something I dare not to speak of again, do you want that little grass stain to get away with that?" Demanded Robin.
Starfire soon looked at a serious Raven, and an angry Cyborg and gave an evil smile.
"Lets teach that klorbag the lesson." she said.
And with that they started talking about revenge pranks when Beast Boy came in.
"Hey guys what are you talking about?" He asked.
The titans started stuttering until Robin came up with an idea.
"We decided that you got us and good job." he said holding his smelly hand to handshake Beast Boy.
"I'll pass, so you guys arn't mad?" He asked plugging his nose?
"Nope forgive and forget." said Raven.
"Ruoy thgirla elttil yddub." said Cyborg.
"Alright I'll see you guys later." He said as he walked out of the room.
"Take care." The other four said.
However what the others didn't realize was that Beast Boy heard the entire conversation in the form of a fly and in his room, Beast Boy had a very complex chalkboard with formulas on pranking.
"So they think its that easy huh, well they're wrong, I'm gonna make them turn on each other one by one." said Beast Boy, who for some strange reason was wearing a cape.
And with that he started constricting his next prank.
"If it's a battle they want, then I'll give them a war!" Beast Boy said laughing maniacally.
Well what's do you thinks gonna happen? Will this end well. Something tells me that all hell's gonna break loose find out next time in The Prank Wars.
Btw if you have any requests for pranks and who the unlucky titan to have that happen too, I promise to give you a shout out!