Heh, my brain needed to explode it's contents into a fanfiction, and thus, this happened.
I am not responsible for any brain damage induced by this fic.
Pure dialogue, this is. Mostly because I'm too lazy to type properly.
I don't own Fairy Tail. I think. I hope.
"Natsu, why do you have strawberry jelly on your head?"
"It keeps the butterflies away!"
"... What?"
"You see, butterflies are come from the dead and they eat your brains!"
"... That's a zombie, Natsu. Not a butterfly."
"Oh."
"Uhh, Natsu, what's that behind you?"
"Huh? Oh, that's jus-"
"RAAHHHG!"
"OH MY GOD A ZOMBIE JUST ATE NATSU! RUUUUNN!"
"Lucy why are you running around like a maniac?"
"A zombie just ate Natsu! The thing was all like, 'RAAHHHG!' and I almost diiieeed!"
"Oh, well, that's just-"
"RAAGNOMNOM!"
"Oh come on! Gray too?! You things suck! Wait... I didn't mean it like that... AAAH SOMEBODY HELP MEEEE-"
"Whelp. Lucy, Natsu and Gray are dead. What now?"
"I suggest we all RUN FOR OUR LIVES!"
"DEAL!"
"DAMMIT! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF MY FUCKING LEG!"
"Gajeel?! Oh my god a zombie is eating your leg!"
"No shit, shrimp! Get it off!"
"RAARRGGGGHHHH!"
"HA! Biittcchheess!"
"Shut up, Laxus! Who cares if you just killed a freaking zombie!?"
"You all should 'cause I'm fucking awesome!"
"Shut up and keep killing them then!"
"BEFORE YOU DO THAT, GET THIS FUCKING THING THING OFF MY LEG!"
"Pew pew! Pew!"
"Alzack! Quit making noises for every time you shoot!"
"RAAAAGGHHHRRRRHH!"
"Oh my God! Gajeel was just turned into a zombie!"
"... Yeah, we're all fucked."
"Laxus, please be a bit more cheerful!"
"Fine Is this better: 'Yeah, we're all fucked like unicorns after eating a shitload of aphrodisiacs!'?!"
"My childhood is ruuuuiiiinnnneeeddd!"
"Nice one, Laxus! You scarred Wendy for life!"
"RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
"... Oh shit. That is one huge shitload of zombies."
"... Yeah, we're all fucked."
"AND YOU TOLD ME TO BE A BIT MORE CHEERFUL!"
"IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIIIIIEEEEE!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"RAAAGGGGHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"RRAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!"
"Lisanna, are you having a screaming contest with a zomb-"
"ARRG!"
"Apparently not. Okay, so Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Lisanna, Alzack, Bisca, are all dead. We might as well just accept fate and kill ourselves!"
"HELL NO! I'M KILLING EVERY LAST FUCKING ZOMBIE AND I'LL EAT THEM! HAHAHAHA!"
"... Shut the fuck up, Laxus."
They all get eaten by malformed, disgusting zombies. The end.
Shhhiiiiittttt. I just realized how jacked up my stories are. Well, damn.