I do not own soul eater.


His eye twitched as he glared at the oblivious red haired creature that laid sprawled on desk in an asymmetrical manner. The young death god seethed, how dare somebody being so bold to steal his spot! His wonderful seat that was stationed perfectly in the middle of the classroom!

"This is my desk." He said coldly.

The creature looked up, and to his horror the it's waist-lengthed haired covered half its face, showing uneven patches of freckles and a half lidded misty blue eye while the other hidden behind the crimson curtain of hair.

"Yeah?" the disgusting creature asked sleepily, revealing it to be female. Kid unable to answer, in his shock of its… her ugliness, had small spasms attacking his body. Brushing the hair covering half her face back, to take a better look at the slightly deranged boy in front of her, she unknowingly broke the sanity and self-restraint he had.

The boy fainted from shock, how could such a dis-symmetrical thing ever sit on his beautiful seat?

Misted over green and blue eyes looked down at the boy with wariness and concern, was this kid okay?


WAHAHAHAHAH~

Imagine, Kid-kun ends up with a highly disymmetrical loverXD

I don't know if I'll continue or not, but the idea of him being with someone asymmetrical is hilarious.

now... must get back to attempting to study, my attention span is decreasing rapidly with age...