A/N: This is an advance birthday gift to my friend who's addicted to the Twilight Saga, though I think she won't like it (laughs). Twilight fans don't kill me! But criticisms are always welcome!! =3

The Randomness That Led Us to Our Ends

Chapter One: Edward's New Life

Edward was frozen, when he caught a scent of sweet blood in the air. He almost couldn't control his vampire-ness. He looked around. His eyes were suddenly transfixed on a girl with curly, black hair that was tied into a neat pony tail. She was dressed simple: a slightly bleach jean pants and a red t-shirt, but she was still sexy in those clothes, Edward thought.

"Sexy…" Edward unconsciously said.

"Honey?" Bella was arm-linked with Edward and was gazing up her beloved. "Who's sexy?"

The vampire turned to Bella and cleared his throat. He smiled at the girl who was always sticking to his side like a gecko and asked himself, why are you wasting time with this less sexy girl, when you should be hitting on that hot, tasty chick instead?

"You are, baby." he lied.

Bella was all fluffy inside when she heard Edward say that she was sexy. Nice to know that he still likes her after spending all his time with her, looking at her with such close proximity, getting delirious with the scent of her blood… and breath, which he claimed to be 'something to die for'.

Is my breath really that bad? Bella thought as she breathes out to her palm and sniffed it.

"Shit," she choked. "It is bad."

Bella almost went out balance when Edward fell on the floor. His eyes were reaching to his scalp and from his mouth formed his foamed saliva. His body was shaking like crazy. It somewhat resembled someone being electrocuted.

"Honey, what's wrong?? Why are shaking like that!?" Bella asked hugging Edward with hopes that he will calm down. "Are you dying at last!? Oh, please don't die!! I still need your vampire coolness that makes me the heroine of this story!! I still need you for granted!!!"

"I'm not dying, you moron! It's your breath. Can't you even figure it out by yourself??" Edward scolded. "Oh yeah, you forgot to say that you also need me for our Biology tests!"

"What? That wasn't on the script."

"Well, it is true!" Edward sniffed. "The nerves of some inferior life forms!"

After scolding Bella, Edward resumed his weird shaking on the floor and Bella continued to hug him. As if some miracle would happen if she did that.

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"Uh," Edward scratched his head while sitting up on a soft bed. "The clinic? How did I end up here?"

Grimacing, Edward recalled what happened earlier at the hallway. Man, can't Bella try brushing her teeth for once? I can't believe that I kept kissing her.. I used to think that she was really hot back then, but now that I saw someone sexier than her and not mention someone with a more fragrant blood, I don't think I can still keep my promise to always love her.

He grinned, as he remembered the mysterious girl from before and was drooling. He sipped his gross saliva, when he heard someone coming in. To his surprise, it was the girl with glossy, black, curly hair from before.

"Um, hi…" she said. "You're Edward Cullen, right?"

"Uh, yeah… What's your name, sexy?" Edward couldn't help but ask.

"Gladys. Gladys Lingon." The girl answered, smiling.

"That's an unusual name. Where are you from?"

"Somewhere in South-East Asia."

"Oh… Can you go out with me?"

"P-pardon?"

"Date me, Gladys."

"Sorry," Gladys said. "Wrong grammar. You should've said, 'may you go out with me?'. But, sure, I'll go out with you."

"Uhhh… okay. Whatever you say." Edward said holding Gladys' hand. "But I still think I'm right."

A/N: Hey people, hope that made you laugh or even smile. Review please! K. Ayumi, on my birthday, I also want a fic about kannazuki! So don't buy me any material things. A story is enough. =3