Verse 1:
Schnee's walking in the woods,
There's no-one around and her scroll is dead,
Out of the corner of her eye she spots her.
([whispered] Ruby Rose)
She's following her, about thirty feet back,
She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint,
She's gaining on Weiss.
(Ruby Rose)
Weiss' looking for her sword but she's all messed around,
She's almost upon Weiss now and she can see there's sweat on her face,
My god there's sweat everywhere!
Chorus:
Giddiness is rife,
It's Ruby Rose.
She's charishing her life.
It's Ruby Rose.
Lurking in the shadows,
Mountain Glenn survivor Ruby Rose.
Living in the woods,
Ruby Rose.
Love of a sort,
Ruby Rose.
Eating all the cookies,
Actual lesbian Ruby Rose.
Verse 2:
Now it's dark and Weiss seems to have lost her,
but she's hopelessly lost herself,
stranded with her ex-lover.
She creeps silently through the underbrush,
Aha- In the distance, a small cottage with a light on - Hope.
She moves stealthly toward it,
But her leg, ah, it's caught in a Weiss trap.
Chorus 2:
Gnawing at the rope,
(quiet, quiet)
walking to the cottage,
(quite, quiet)
Now she's at the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Ruby Rose
Lusty little smile,
(Ruby Rose)
Don't hear her enter,
(Ruby Rose)
Sneaking up behind her,
Snuggling ex-girlfriend Ruby.
Talking 'bout your wife with Ruby Rose,
Wrestling your life from Ruby Rose,
Broke her little heart there,
Explained at last to Ruby Rose.
Verse 3/Chorus 3:
She strolls into the dark forest,
emotion oozing form her broken heart,
She'd beaten Ruby Rose.
Wait! She isn't done! Rose Surprise!
There's a gun to Weiss's head and death in her eyes.
But Weiss can do ju justsu,
body slams ex-girl Ruby Rose.
Legendary fight,
with Ruby Rose,
Normal tueday night,
for Ruby Rose.
Weiss tries to talks some sense,
to Ruby Rose.
But emotions bleed too fast from a broken heart.
She's dodging every point, she parries to the left.
Weiss counters in the fight, saying what the heck.
explaining why the can't bed now.
She has just freindzoned Ruby Rose.
Her gaze topples to the floor, expressionless,
Weiss falls to her knees to catch her breath
She's finally safe, from Ruby Rose.