Hello, everyone, my name is Rancis Nuttingham Fluggerbutter. But you can just call me Rancis.
It's almost my 13th birthday. Yeah, I know, you guys don't have to all mob me at once. I am pretty excited.
But this year is different. Normally my friends would plan a huge surprise party for me, and I would get cake and gifts like any normal racer would. But this year, my sister Creamy insisted on planning my party, and now I'm unsure about all she's planning to do.
She'll hang streamers just to tie me up. She'll get loud music just to blast my eardrums out. She'll make a cake to poison me. And worst of all, she'll get gag gifts just to make me cry! All my birthdays have been bad up until now. Maybe Creamy will play nice this time. But I can't count my chickens before they're hatched.
Here's an overview of my past birthdays:
1st Birthday- Creamy pushed me into my cake and stained my nice new suit Mom and Dad bought me for my birthday.
2nd Birthday- Presents were ruined by Creamy opening them all.
3rd Birthday- She offered to bring out the cake, and shoved it in my face.
4th Birthday- Ruined my art party by dumping paint on everyone and ruining my birthday cake.
5th Birthday- She made me scared of my cake and tortured my girlfriend with gummy worms.
6th Birthday- Ruined the party with her version of a magic show and made Mrs. Malarkey faint when she actually cut her son in half.
7th Birthday- She cut the birthday banner, popped balloons, ran the lemonade sprinkler in my bedroom and ruined everything in it, ruined Pin The Stick On The Lollipop, cut one of Jubileena's pigtails off, put a chocolate frog in the fruit punch, dumped the candy out of the piñata and replaced it with molasses and melted imported chocolate, replaced my candles with fireworks in the cake, and threw all my gifts in the pool.
8th Birthday- My carnival party was ruined by her. She basically ruined everything.
9th Birthday- My first birthday on the racetrack, and she ruined my first race as a licensed Sugar Rush racer.
10th Birthday- My biggest birthday yet, and she planned the whole party. At cake time, she tried to open my presents before I blew my candles out.
11th Birthday- My haunted house costume party, and she made it really scary by inviting Witchy over. Then she wrecked my haunted house cake by putting a dead version of me in the haunted house cake. I fainted as she laughed.
12th Birthday- My "All About Me" party, which was my first surprise party, by the way. She messed up several pictures of yours truly and she even wrecked the gifts I was supposed to recieve from my friends!
She's just as mean as you can imagine. But don't cross her.
So, here it is. My 13th birthday, I can't wait to see how Creamy ruins this year.