Epic Rap Battles of Fanfiction
Rock Lee VS Krillin
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Rock Lee:
I don't need jutsu to kick this bald midget's butt.
Your mentor is an old nasty son of a taint!
I put the rock in rapping, you're just for comic relief.
I'm one of the best in the Hidden leaf.
I'm even rivals with the next Hokage
That girl Maroon is out of your league
You expect to match 18, with a power of two hundred?
After DragonBall, you're space is just stupid.
My Sensei makes yours even more putrid.
Your entire plot in AF is completely absurd.
When I open my gates, you best be panicking.
The only thing you are good for is dying.
Krillin:
I may not be an alien, but I'm the strongest human.
At least when I get hair, it's not as horrible as yours, man.
Allow me to shave it. With a kienzan!
I'm so great, I can keep up to a saiyan.
I maybe weaker than Goku, but I still have a brain!
I only need a few episodes to train!
At the end of my story, I actually got a family!
You, rival the next Hokage? Don't be silly!
Without me dying, Goku would have never defeated Frieza!
The series would be fine without you, and I'm sure Guy is gay
beat: Free Rap Beat 1 - Piano And Violin Instrumental Hip-Hop Music
Suggested by Duperghoul
Rock Lee- George
Krillin- Patrick
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