I hope u enjoy this as much as I did typing this! Watch out for the unicorns, they've escaped my closet. Call *** *** **** if you find them! One has an axe and resembles a turtle(don't ask. Max and Fang found it at the skewl and gave it to me for safe keeping), another one looks like Osama Bin Ladin(Please don't ask about this one), and the last one changes it's form from a Unicorn to a human to a very hot Fang. :D ENJOY!

Max POV

I never thought I'd say this, but I hope I enjoy High Skewl. I remember when I was on top of every clique, along side with Ella, Nudge, Iggy, and Gazzy. We all ruled the skewl until of course, family drama took a course through my life. I was just nine years old when it happened. My dad Jeb had gotten mad at work and hit my mom for the first time. She acted casual, and let him do it. I kept asking her why she would let him, but she always said "I have to take one for the team". I remember her smile that was so genuine. She resembled a model, and why she hooked up with a scientist that's looney, I don't know. The last time I seen her, she looked beautiful.

She had hazel eyes and the brightest blonde hair you could ever see, she wasn't some bimbo that seduced every person she could, she was a nice woman. She had a smile on while she trembled the slightest bit. It ticked Jeb off, he hated when people showed fear, and whenever they did he would only hurt them more. My mom smiled and a tear strolled down her cheek, she was smiling for her last time. Her life ended because of that bastard! Jeb took a curtain rod and hit her multiple times in the head with it. There was so much blood I felt like passing out. But I couldn't even close my eyes because Jeb had strapped me to a chair and his "friend" held my eyes open while I screamed, hoping for someone to come help. But no one heard,no one ever hears. He took the rod and popped off the bal shaped top leaving a tube with a sharp edge. I knew what he was going to do, he was going to kill her.

After she left, I had escaped and took my little sister Angel with me. I had been saving up some cash for some time, because I knew this was going to happen. And soon it did. I had taken a taxi to my Aunt Martinez's house, and she gladly invited us in. She kept asking where my mom was, and a year later she finally had the guts to go to my father and call the police, he admitted he killed my mom, and while he said so he was smiling like the joker. He was happy he ended a life. I was happy I ended a life, the police gave him the death penelty. He had died in the electric chair, and I had watched, secretly.

I don't believe that was really my dad, because he was crying like a baby would. My dad would laugh and try to escpape like the crazy guy he is. I think he's out there hiding, trying to locate me and my sister. I knew it.

I had gotten "help" froma professional when I was ten, and my counselers at my school try to help, but I refuse to listen to their crap. They think I can just forget, but I can't, especially when you have excellent memory.

I had dragged myself off the bed and trudged to the hasty bathroom waiting for me to use. I locked the door and pushed aside my hair. I looked like a grumpy horse in the morning. Scary and mean. I looked in the mirror to my right and found a note. I remember this note. It's when Ella and Nudge thought I was leaving them, when really I was just moving to my Aunt's for some peace from Jeb. I inhareted the house, but I sold it quickly to the real estate. I didn't want to remember that night my mom got st- SHUT UP MAX! Your paranoid. Get over it! Uh!

I picked up the sticky note and crumpled it up for the bajillionth(Funny word!) time. We were great friends. The happiest. We were the girls who literally had everything. With my mother dead and Jeb "dead", my sister and I had gotten ALL their money. And my parents were billionairs! Of course if anything happened, my mom put all the money in a bank account, when I turn eighteen, I will get all of it, and I will have the right to take my sister. I will take her and we will run away, to wherever I want to go!

I threw the paper on the ground and slid down the wall and landed in a familier way. I had my knees up covering my swollen eyes. I held my face in my hands as I remembered our perfect freindship, but it ended, because of my stupid memory's. My paranoid little mind. I was twelve when it happened.

We were walking all togather, and by "we" I mean Nudge, Iggy, Gazzy, Ella, Lissa and me. I was secretly morning over my mothers death. I would tell no one. Not even a mouse. Lissa was nice back then, but she was so curious. She would ask questions that made no sense.

"Max, why won't you talk to us?" Why? Because I was afraid of it slipping out of my mouth. If I told, it would be followed up by a desperate cry, a wanting. I shrugged it off, and of course Lissa had to jump in and be her curious self, she normally is.

"Max is just a stupid girl, she is obviously emo! Look at those cuts on her arms and legs. And look at that overly large scar on her head! She tried to commit suicide!" I did not! I'm not emo! My father cuts me! He abused me! "Max, is not who we think she is...She's a stupid emo girl who asks for attention from every person she sees. Did you see how she was eyeing that man who looked over twenty five! She is a slut! She asks for attention from every god damn thing! Excuse my lango, but who the fuckin hell do you think you are bitch!" She was my best friend since pre-school. We used to play dolls togather. I would be Ken, and she would be Barbie.

A tear rolled down my eye as I hid my face beneath my overly large sweater. It was my moms. She cared for me so much, and this would have never been happening if she didn't leave me!

"Max, you are a slut. Those baggy clothes are filthy! You probably were with another girl! Eew Max! Your probably a by too! Disgustiong!" Nudge had told me off. Lissa had told me off. They all ganged up on me as I looked at my clothes. I wasn't allowed in our house, because I was staying at my Aunts. I should have told them when I could. I should have killed Jeb when I could. I felt a surge of anger roll up my body as I got in Lissa and Nudges faces and told them off.

"Your all bitches! Nudge I thought we were friends, shopping buddies! I hated shopping, but in a way you made it fun. Your such a mean person! And Lissa, look whos talking! You fuck every man on earth and your only twelve! Why would you all believe her! She's been lying to us all for years!" With that in mind I stalked off towards my Aunt's house and ran to my room. My private space, where Jeb couldn't hurt me, or where Lissa couldn't turn on me. I was alone.

The next day at school they ignored me, obviously taking sides with Lissa. My new enemy.

I hurried up and got dressed in my usual clothes, a pair of worn out skinny jeans and a tee shirt that said "Go on take your shot" and had a sign of two stick figures fighting. Obviously I thought of myself as the one who actually won, and the other one who had miserably failed, Lissa.

I ran down the steps and took a piece of bacon and savored each bite. I decided I should take the whole plate and ran out the door ready for my first day of high skewl. Here at Flockwood High, they have securaty cameras every where. They had gangs, loners, emo's, and then there was the Popular ones. My old friends. Of course, Lissa was the head one. Mostly because she was slutty. I can't believe they thought I was slutty when she kissed every boy she seen, even if he was ugly. She's such an ass licker. Ha! Ass licker... :P

I walked up the steps that lead to the main office to pick up my scedule. I turned around the corner and bumped in a black wall. First of all the walls here at Flockwood were white and gold, second walls can't talk English, they obviously talk wallanese! Duh!

"Sorry." I said picking up my stuff. The "wall" bent down and helped my pick up my pencil case and sling bag(Overly large bag that consists of a large pocket on the inside and "slings" over your shoulder and to your side).

"Watch where your going, you could hurt yourself." I nodded and he handed me my sling and case. "I'm Fang by the way, and your-" he was obviously waiting for my name.

"Maximum. Maximum Ride, but you can just call me Max. Thanks for helping me, and I guess I'll see you around?" Gosh, I just liked flirted with the hottest guy ever. And he looked seventeen!

"Yeh, I guess. I'm in ninth grade, what grade are you in?" I held up my hand and pointed to the main office while walking towards it. He caught my drift and started walking to.

"Ninth." I said casually. I don't want to scare the new hottie off. Wait-I never said that!

"Cool," I picked up my scedule and he picked up his. "I got biology first period and Algebra l second. How about you?" I looked at my scedule and felt the slightest excitement.

"Same. So I guess I can show you to our first period?" He nodded and I led him to our first class. Biology. I took a right turn, and almost seconds later regretted it. Lissa and her little club where over there staring at me. Iggy had the smallest smile I've ever seen in my life on. When Lissa looked his way he obviously regretted it. She took his arm and came towards us. BTW: Iggy had been going out with Lissa for two years now, but he really didn't want to by the fear in his eyes as soon as she walked in the room. Nudge and Iggy would make the perfect couple. I started to take Fang's hand and lead him to our class, but Lissa blocked us.

"Hey Maxie! I see you have a new friend. What's your name hottie?" He looked between Lissa and me and caught my drift quickly by answering her question.

"Nick, I'm Nick." But I thought it was Fang... I'll ask him later.

"Oh, cool name. Are you busy this Friday? We can go to my house, and have some privacy. Or we can just go in that closet over there? Your choice." First off-EEW! She has a boyfriend! She's cheating on him right in front of him, that idiot!

"Oh that's cool, but me and Max were going out this friday, right Max?" I gave him the look and shook my head.

"Sure are! Ha-ha, you run around Lissa, have Iggy suck you dry, or maybe go in the boys locker room and have all those guys cheat and be the slut you are and stick your head in the boys bathroom. Or you can go seduce the principle, he looks easy for you." I smiled my most evil smile ever, and shoved her out of the way. Fang gave me a questioning look, but I shrugged. I hope he isn't the talking type.

Me: So guys how do you like it?

Lissa: It was fine, but remember to put in that one part with Fang and I. I want some of him, he's like rich chocolatte, nice and yummy. And make sure to put some tongu-

Me: WTH! Lissa shut the fudge up! You whorrer! Eew. -walks over to Fang and takes his hand- Let's go babe, she's on her high again. Turtlecorn, get the axe out!

Turtlecorn: HMMNA HMMNA HMMNA! -Lissa shuts his mouth with hand-

Lissa: I know you want some turtlecorn. Come and get it.

Ke$ha: WTF! Lissa that's my unicorn boyfriend! You would know this if you wacthed me make out with him on my new music video "BLOW"! You *****!

Lissa:-Turtlecorn cuts off her ear- AAAH!

Turtlecorn: HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA

Me: That's enough drama for me. REVIEW TO GET ANOTHER EAR CUT OFF!

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^TURTLECORN!