Prologue
Outside Kaminoi High School, a certain red head threw out his cigarette and headed toward the first boys bathroom. Inside he was greeted by the sounds of another man vomiting and yet another red head helping hold his hair back.
"Geez Reno, it's the first fucking day of school and you're already drunk as hell." The man holding Reno's hair back scolded.
"Shut the fuck up Renji! Did it look like I tried to get trashed last night? All I had was a few beers." Reno retorted throwing up again.
"Yeah Reno, you should wait 'til the second day to get wasted." The mysterious man added.
"God, you are just horrible Axel," a more feminine voice called out.
"Oh hey Rikku, its been aw-" Reno stopped throwing up again as Renji flushed the toilet to keep from an overflow.
"And here I was thinking you'd be perfectly stable for school, silly me." Rikku sighed dramatically.
"Anything for you, babe," Reno joked.
"Shut up and throw up." Renji yelled, hitting Reno on the head.
"You two are impossible," Axel interrupted. "Hey, where is Roxas?"
"Checking out his classes like a good kid," came an all too familiar voice. "Boys, get out of the bathroom. Rikku, what the fuck are you doing in the boys bathroom?" Principle Xemnas yelled. The kids scattered.
Xemnas stepped in front of a urinal and unzipped his pants. "Damn Juniors," he muttered.