High Maintenance Beckett
By: Batman'ssidekick15
(HAHAHA I JUST GOT THE IDEA IN MY CRAZY WHACKED UP HEAD!)- Robin
Mr. Mercer had it with Beckett and his snobbiness.
So he wanted revenge!
"Right this way sir," Mercer said sweetly as he opened the doors to Beckett's ballroom.
Slamming the doors behind him and locking them tight Mercer yelled into to warn Beckett.
"I warn you, you wont like this but deserve it Bucket"
"MERCER!"
"I'M FREE!"
Rolling his eyes, Beckett stood in his ballroom admiring his taste and class until some country music started to play.
His wife stood there in a country outfit similar to Toby Keith.
I see you laying
by the poolside every day,
She ain't got a lot on,
she ain't got to say.
She wouldn't look my way,
but buddy what'd you expect?
I'm just the fix-it-up boy
at the apartment complex.
And she'll go out dancing bout 7:15,
climb into the back of a long limousine,
I know where she's going,
she's going downtown,
I'm going downtown too,
and take a look around.
(chorus)
She's my baby doll,
She's my beauty queen,
She's my movie star,
Best I've ever seen.
I ain't hooked it up yet,
But I'm trying as hard as I can.
It's just a high maintenance woman,
Don't want no maintenance man.
I'm just sitting around
waiting on a telephone call
after a water pipe exploded,
in the living room wall.
If your washer and dryer
need a repair,
You know your handyman's waitin,
and he'll be right there there.
24 hours, 7 days a week,
If it's getting clogged up
or maybe starting to leak,
Just ring up my number,
Baby give me a try,
You know I got all the tools,
And I can satisfy.
(chorus)
She's my baby doll,
She's my beauty queen,
She's my movie star,
Best I've ever seen.
I ain't asked her out yet,
Cause I don't know if I can.
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man.
Man
(chorus)
She's my baby doll,
She's my beauty queen,
She's my movie star,
Best I've ever seen.
I ain't hooked it up yet,
But I'm trying as hard as I can.
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man.
Ain't no high maintenance woman
gonna fall for a maintenance man.
"W-What sugarplum butt?"
"I WANT A DIVORE IS THAT SO HARD AFTER THAT SONG?!"
"I can change sweetie!"
"PLEASE!"
"NO PLEASE!"
Then Jack Sparrow appeared on the stage beside her grinning.
"Come on love."
"To the ends of the earth Jackie"
"Oh and Beckett?"
"Yes?"
"You just got Punk'd!"
"Oh my goodness!" Beckett said covering his hands over his face as Ashton Kutcher appeared before him.
"So Lord Bucket how does it feel to be Punk'd?" Ashton asked pushing a microphone in his face.
"It sucks"
And everyone live happily ever after expect Jack got Beckett's wife for real and Beckett ended up poor and working for Mercer.
T.B.C.
(Sorry if that last part sucks but I tried)
(Review and Read plz!)