I'm a Monk get me out of here!
With you hosts Miles (Me) and John! (my brother Sugermakesmeangery)
Cheesy music
"Well here is the first episode of…" said Miles
"I'M A MONK GET ME OUT OF HERE!" they said together
With our contestants
Omi
Raimundo Peredosa
Kimiko Tohomiko
Clay Bailey
Dojo Kano-cho-cho
Lotus
Wuya
Jack Spicer
Chase Young
Ryan Young
Now all the Monks met at the temple looking forward to see who would be coming. Now everyone knows that all in human elemental powers are not to be used in camp or at a trial unless told so.
First to arrive is…
Name: Omi
Age: 9
Height: 3ft
Weight: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Special item: Poko the handheld game
Omi headed into the mane hall were he shook hands with Miles and then John and made his way to the big dining table and began to wonder about the strange texture of a cookie.
The second person arrived…
Name: Raimundo Peredosa
Age: 15
Height: 5'4ft
Weight: Um… 250lbs?
Special item: Ninja Fred
Raimundo did a couple of poses for the camera and all the fan girls (who fainted) Raimundo slowly walked into the mane hall were he shook hands with Miles and John and was quick to run to the table and have a scone.
The next…
Name: Kimiko
Age: 14
Height: 4'11ft
Weight: I'm not a perv
Special item: Make up
Kimiko took on pose for the camera and the fan boys (who whistled) Kimiko entered the mane hall were she hugged Miles and kissed him on the cheek and she hugged John. She walked to the table hugged Omi and gave Raimundo a Hi-five.
Next…
Name: Clay
Age: 16
Height: 6ft
Weight: 379lbs
Special item: Lasso
Clay waved to the camera and walked slowly into the hall and shook hands with Miles and John. He walked over to the table and took all the sandwiches and started eating them.
Next…
Name: Dojo
Age: 1560
Height: 2ft or 40ft
Weight: Couldn't lift
Special item: Master Fung rubber duck.
Dojo did a pose making the camera crew and everyone else puke. Dojo frowned and slithered into the hall. He shook Miles' hand but John just lobbed him into the punch bole.
Next…
Name: Lotus
Age: 16
Height: 5'11ft
Weight: 340lbs
Special item: Hair jell
Lotus did a pose for the camera and all the girls who were waking up fainted again. He walked in to the mane hall he shook Miles' hand and gave him a manly hug and the same with John. He hugged Kimiko and took a kebab and nibbled it.
Now…
Name: Wuya
Height: 5'9
Weight: Never found out
Special item: Grapes
Wuya did a pose for the camera and all the boys who were waking up fainted again. She walked into the hall and completely ignored Miles and John and strutted over to the snack bar and helped her self to some wine.
Next…
Name: Jack
Height: 5'2
Weight: Don't want to know
Special item: Portable night light
Jack entered and ignored the cameras and walked straight in and just pulled us funny faces and walked away to the table.
And now
Name: Chase
Height: 6'11
Weight: The weighing scales broke
Special item: 1 tin of low man lone soup
Chase simply walked by and looked at Miles and John and punched them flying into the background.
Last but not least…
Name: Ryan
Height: 5'11
Weight: Still broken
Special item: none
Ryan walked waved to the cameras and walked into the hall only straight away have to help Miles and John up.
All the monks chatted away and were slowly made to walk to two helicopters were Dojo, Jack, Kimiko and Omi got in one and all the rest got in the other.
Jack interview
"I really hope were not jumping out of the helicopter I hope were on land and doing something else… I hate heights."
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The other helicopter with everyone else in it they landed in an open field Mat the safety instructor told them how to wear a harness and that they are to tell the others when they meet at camp.
"Man I hope Omi'll come back with a head from what ever he is doing now!" said Clay looking up.
"Yea he will, just have faith." said Raimundo patting him on the back.
Mat led them to an island a really small one in the middle of a lake it had a wooden bridge so they could walk onto it. The whole team walked onto the empty cramped island and at the end of the island was a large canoe. The bridge behind them collapsed and fell into the water.
"This is bull shit." Whispered Lotus under his breath
A peace of paper was on the island and on it said "Canoe to the other side of the lake all in one of them just carry on walking straight and you will come to camp. Wuya read the statement out loud and all 6 of them crammed them selves a board and tried to row the boat along but they capsized and had to start again. It only took them five attempts and they had reached the other side. They walked until they came to a nice camp it had 12 beds and an extra 2 up in a tree house there was a nice campfire in the middle of a circle shaped log around it. There was a small hut which is were they could make requests and they could confess any thing they needed to say they could say it. There was a water fall were they could have a shower and that was it except a walk way were they could go to trials.
Meanwhile
"The helicopter flew above the island were they would land but not in a way any of them were expecting." Said Miles
There
"Oh my god were not jumping are we!" said Jack covering his eyes.
"Yes we are," said one of the instructors your each going to be tied to one of us and we are going to free fall and let out are parachute and float directly on the island."
Oh, I can't do it; I don't think I can do it." Complained Jack
"Do not worry Spicer we are with the masters at this thing." Said Omi trying to stop Jack crying
"What if something goes wrong!" said Jack moaning more while being strapped to his instructor.
"You're starting to scare me now!" said Dojo and Kimiko together
First was Omi. He was just smiling with his eyes closed so he could not see how high they were. His instructor leapt out the plain with Omi strapped to him. They fell at high speeds, soon the parachute came out and they safely drifted back down again. Kimiko was next Kimiko screamed as the instructor jumped out the helicopter. They two landed safely.
"How do they do it!" screamed Jack
Kimiko interview
"It's actually really easy and fun, I bet you Jack won't do it though!"
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"Dojo you're next!" said the instructor.
"Well, it's me wish me luck." Dojo jumped out the plain freely as he could fly he had a listening devise in his ear. "Dojo, it's time to glide!" said the instructor threw the ear peace. Dojo slowly flew back down onto dry land.
Omi and Dojo interview
"Jack is most defiantly not going to do it." Said Omi
"Yea you can say that again." Said Dojo
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"OH MY DEAR GOD!" shouted Jack.
"Are you going to do it Jack." Said the last instructor
"Yea, I suppose I should."
"Okay Jack just close your eyes and relax…" Jack closed his eyes the instructor secretly tied himself to Jack and jumped out the plane. Jack opened his eyes and started to scream. They soon landed on the ground safely.
Jack interview
"Wow that was just amazing."
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They walked to camp were they met up with the others.
With our hosts
"Well now that is all we have time for." Said John
"Yes and who do you want to face the first bush tucker trial!" said Miles
"All you need to do is in your review you just need to put the name of the person you want to do it in your review." Said John
"Well we'll see you next time and remember you need to review because if you don't this can not continue." Said Miles
"BYE!" they said together.