Title: Going Sane (title under construction)

Pairings: SasuNaru (main), KakaIruk, ShikaNeji, KibaHina, LeeSaku, and maybe some others along the way.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. All I own is this sad excuse for a fan fiction.

Rating: I'd say PG, but maybe it will go up in following chapters )

Warnings: My first Fan Fiction ever, so watch out! ) other then that, this is a YAOI fic. Yaoi means boyxboy. If you don't like then please leave. No one is forcing you to read this and I don't want your flames. Thank you.

Summery: Sasuke's an anthropologist on a quest. Naruto's an orphan in the Amazon Rainforest. What will happen when these to boys meet? Guess you'll have to read to find out! D

Me: Hark be this a fan fic?

Myself: Yes Tis! How amazing!

And I: Woohoo! She finally came through!

PrincessBiteMe: Yes be excited! I actually wrote something worthwhile! I rule!!!

Me: Oh No!

Myself: All this is going to her head

And I: We are doomed!!!

PrincessBiteMe: MWHAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN INSOLENT FOOLS!!!! I AM QUEEN!

Me: Yep she snapped again

Myself: Better go get the tranquilizer gun

And I: I'm on it -walks off-

Me: While we're busy sedating her you go read! Go! GO! SHOO!

Chapter 1: The beginning

'I hate humidity' though Sasuke grumpily. Why they had shipped him off to this god forsaken place, he would never know. As an anthropologist it was his job to study cultures and lifestyles, but he usually did it from an air conditioned office. A clean office, without all of this flora and fauna.

No, the middle of the Amazon Rainforest was a place Sasuke would rather not be, but as an Uchiha it was his duty to fulfill all his families' requests, and seeing as how the only family he had left was his brother Itachi, it was by his request that Sasuke was here. His brother sent him and a group of doctors from one of the hospitals they owned, to find new plants that would help make new medicine, or cures.

There were five doctors accompanying him on this trip. Hatake Kakashi, the oldest of the doctors and Sasuke's perverted mentor, was the first doctor Itachi assigned to the trip. Then there was Nara Shikamaru, a lazy bum with an IQ of over 200, Hyuuga Neji, who is rumored to be able to see a patient's injury and heal it without ever breaking the skin, Hyuuga Hinata, a quiet girl, but an amazing surgeon, and Haruno Sakura, a thorn in Sasuke's side, who wants to become his wife.

So here they were, on a boat down the Amazon River, to be dropped off in the middle of nowhere to find some dumb plants. Sasuke was not a happy camper. He was use to the luxuries of being rich, a clean bed, showers every day, good food, nice clothes, and the works. But here he was with his only luxury being a single pair of purple bunny slippers, and a portable cot, not to mention his huge tent, and wardrobe of clothes he had brought along. But no, Sasuke was convinced this trip would be a complete waste of his time, and he was going to have to kick Itachi's ass when he got back home.

With that said we can now get back to our story. The boat they were on was owned by a man named Gai, and his very…energetic first mate, Rock Lee. Throughout the whole trip Gai and Lee had been going on and on about 'Youth' and 'Love' and 'Honor'. It was really getting on Sasuke's nerves, and he swore that if Lee or Gai said one more thing about him and Sakura being full of 'young love' he would throw them overboard and steer the boat himself.

Ever since the first day they got on the boat and Sakura had thrown herself at Sasuke, everyone thought they were a 'couple'. Well Sasuke was out to prove them all wrong and had since then been ignoring Sakura and giving her his famous "Death Glare" every time she so much as looked his direction. His "Death Glare" was working so well that several times she burst into fits of tears, and Gai and Lee had to run to comfort her.

Oh did I forget to mention that Lee was absolutely smitten with Sakura? Every since he first laid eyes on her bright pink hair, Lee has been proposing and giving her gifts, and offering to buy her any house of her choosing, and to give her as many children as she wants, and…Well you get the picture.

Anyways back to our story. The boat and its passengers were really starting to get on each others nerves. They had been stuck on the small craft surrounded by trees for 2 days, and they were starting to get a little loopy. With Kakashi cracking his perverted jokes every few seconds, and Lee yelling his 'young love' speeches for the world to hear, it's no wonder they aren't all suicidal.

Needless to say that everyone was hugely relieved when they finally reached the drop spot. The plan was that Gai would drop Sasuke's team and Lee (god help us) at a clearing on the left bank of the Amazon, then take the boat back to town. He would bring food and other supplies that were needed by the group every two weeks during their three month stay.

Of course the group had two radios with extra batteries in case of emergencies, and two tranquilizer guns and one shotgun in case of attack, so in theory they would be perfectly safe. They had also had all their shots against tropical diseases and they had medical supplies seeing as how they were doctors, so they would be fine.

After everything was unloaded, everyone said their goodbyes to Gai, and then watched him untill the boat disappeared. Then they proceeded to set up camp, or should I say everyone except for Sasuke and Shikamaru that is. Sasuke is way to cool to actually do any manual work, and Shikamaru was just 'too damn tired to go to all that trouble'. After that was done, they had a supper of canned ravioli and went to bed.

Little did they know what awaited them the next day…

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Me: She might have actually written something worthwhile here!

Myself: Really?!?!

And I: Well it was interesting to say the least…

PrincessBiteMe: Awwww thanks guys! You make me all warm inside…NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

Me: Jeeze, She's a pain!

Myself: You're telling me!

And I: uh guys -glances at PrincessBiteMe's crazed expression- I think we should get working…

PrincessBiteMe: YES! Now!!!

Me, Myself, And I: -grab brooms, mops and pop can tabs- Yes Miss! Right away Your Majesty!

Please review and you might just get some laughs in the next Chapter ; )

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