A/N- So, this is my first story on here. I'm so proud of myself! It doesn't have much of a point but WHO CARES! Okay, I get that you ALL probably care. just...deal with it.

Disclaimer: Haha! James Patterson has you all fooled! I actually wrote maximum Ride, not him! Um, yeah, no. If I wrote Maximum Ride, I doubt I would be writing on fanfiction.

Have you ever had a moment where you know something is seriously wrong? Well, that's how Fang felt when he woke up.

More like, was woken up.

Instead of waking up to a warm, soft bed and the sound of silence, Fang woke up to his bed being violated by a strange young bird-kid who went by the name of Iggy. Iggy was leaping up and down and screaming incoherent words. Growling, Fang grabbed Iggy's ankle and made him fall. There was a loud bang as Iggy hit the floor. The blind boy moved himself into a sitting position.

"Well, THAT was uncalled for!", he muttered.

"Jumping on someone's bed at-" Fang looked over at the clock. "- 7:30 in the morning is also uncalled for." Iggy's eyes widened and he stared into Fang's in that freaky way of his.

"THAT REMIND ME OF WHY I CAME IN HERE!" Iggy yelled. If he kept up this yelling, he would lose his voice. Fang hoped he did.

"What could possibly be so important?"

"The girls are gone!"

There was a pause. Then, Fang spoke up.

"Um…what?" Iggy was grinning like a maniac.

"M'kay, here's what happened!"

-FLASHBACK to earlier this morning-

Gazzy slumped down the stairs, rubbing his eyes. Iggy was following behind him. The kitchen was unusually quite. Both boys were too tired to notice anything out of the ordinary yet. Opening the fridge, Gazzy pulled out a carton of milk. Milk dribbled down his chin as he drank from the carton. Iggy had started making eggs and bacon. Suddenly, Gazzy froze.

"Iggy… I just drank from the milk carton and no one yelled at me. That's so messed up," he said, sounding freaked out. They both noticed the stunning lack of people.

"Maybe they're still asleep," Iggy whispered. A small gust of wind from the open window made a Post-it stamp on the kitchen table flutter. Gazzy rushed to grab it.

"There's a note!" Iggy walked up behind him.

"Well, read it," he hissed. Bad thoughts started rushing into Iggy's mind. What if someone got kidnapped? Or died? What if they got abducted by aliens? Or flying space ponies? Before Iggy's mind could continue to wander, Gazzy started reading.

Fang, Iggy, and Gazzy,

After a good amount of begging and whining (and possible bribing), Nudge convinced us to go Black Friday shopping. We figured you guys wouldn't appreciate us waking you up at 3am. So, don't worry. We didn't get abducted by aliens.

-Max, Nudge, Angel , Ella, and Dr.M

"I guess it's a good thing they didn't wake us up," Iggy said, relieved that everyone was actually alive. Gazzy grinned.

"Yeah, or they would have to face our wrath."

-END FLASHBACK-

Fang blinked. Then, he sighed.

"So, what are we supposed to do for the rest of the day?" he asked. Honestly, all he really wanted to do was go back to bed. Iggy smacked his forehead.

"What do we do? What do we do? Fang! We can do ANYTHING!" Iggy did a weird little twirl like the little girls do in movies. "We can blow crap up, we can flood the kitchen and swim in it, we can dress Total as superman and throw him off the roof!"

Fang sighed again. He prayed that he would survive this day.