Ash woke up and realized he was late for getting his first pokémon.
"Oh no," Ash said, "My alarm broke!"
He ran downstairs and smelt eggs and bacon.
"I cooked you breakfast," said a voice that was most definitely not his mother.
Ash turned to see the llama-god himself, Arceus.
"Arceus, what are you doing in my house, and wearing an apron?" Ash said.
"I usually have to show up in Chapter One to make someone the Chosen One. This usually involves a lazy non-sequitur exposition from dream-sky place. I thought I would try something new. Please, sit down and eat your breakfast," Arceus said.
"I don't really understand any of that, but I'm late for getting my pokémon," Ash said.
"This will all work itself out, trust me," Arceus said.
Ash sat down and started eating his breakfast. Then Arceus started his exposition.
"Ash, on you journey to become the world's greatest pokémon master, you will court many women. You will be given the power to choose any mate you want," Arceus said.
"Huh?!," said the ten year old.
"Better do something about your age," Arceus said, "I will also change the trainer starter age in this universe."
Suddenly, Ash was a muscular sixteen year old boy with a charizard tattoo going down his arm.
"I just lost six years of my life," Ash said, "But what's this about many women?"
"Well, you were technically in a coma, but that would take a while to explain. All your female companions that you met in the other universe will meet you within the year. They will all be your girlfriends but you can only marry one," Arceus said.
"I can only marry one. Isn't that normal?" Ash said.
"Fine, you can marry two people, and a pokémon," Arceus said, "Of course, you don't have to get busy with that pokémon."
"I um, okay," Ash said, "That really isn't necessary, is it?"
"I will grant you the power of make pokémorphs out of offspring with pokémon."
"Now I'm getting kind of uncomfortable," Ash said, "I mean, Latias was super cute as a pokemon, but not in a..."
"Latias it is then!" Arceus said.
"Hi Ash!" Latias said.
10 minutes later
"Ash, I admire your determination to get a pokemon," Professor Oak said, "But what about the two legendary pokemon behind you?"
"Arceus said it was destiny," Ash said.
"Okay, but all I have is a Pikachu," Professor Oak said.
Please review. Who should be in Ash's harem?
