Brianna in Wonderland

"And furthermore…" the teacher droned on. God, I thought highschool was supposed to be fun but no, our teachers are boring as hell. I sighed and started gathering my belongings, this class was going to end soon anyway.

HONK

Why the hell do the bells sound like Bailey's foghorn noise?! It's just plain creepy. "BRIANNA!" I turned to see my friend Alexia, looking like herself. How else would she look? "Do you need something? I really need to get home." I told her, my dad would ground me again if I was late getting home. Great.

"Oh, ok. Have you seen Bailey anywhere? I haven't seen her since lunch." asked Alexia.

"Hmm, I haven't either. If she's lost, she'll find her way home. That's what Bailey's do." I replied. Where could she have gone?

"Ok, bye Brianna!" "Bye Alexia." I turned and headed out the front of our school, McHi. The bulldog statues looked creepy as ever, weird. I headed in the direction of home knowing my parents couldn't pick me up today.

"Hi Brianna."

Oh God.

"Get the fuck away from me whale!" I did not want to see Eric right now. His existence made me want to puke. "I'm being nice, why do you hate me?"

"Because your you now, leave me alone!" with that I walked away in a different direction. Big mistake. Now I'm lost, no!

"Umm… Maybe this way?" It's hopeless, I'll never find my way home, I'll have to die in the streets or be kidnapped or get hit by a car or, or, or,… I don't know!

"You could follow me, I know where you live." Creepy much. It was a feminine voice, much like Bailey. "Do you want my help or not?" She snapped. Can't be Bailey, but I turned around anyway.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" I screamed. She looked like Bailey with a top hat and whore clothes. She took a drink of ketchup from the glass bottle in her hand and said "I'm a person."

I know that but why do you look like Bailey!"

"Who?"

"Bailey?"

"I know you're talking about this Bailey oh smart one. I have no idea who she is so shut the hell up and go through the door behind you."

What? I turned around and there was a door. Not some creepy door from a castle, just a door. A plain brown door with a plain silver doorknob that had a keyhole.

SMACK

I fell to the ground with a thud after being pushed into the door by the crazy bitch standing behind me.

"My bad, I thought the door was unlocked. Silly me~" psycho bitch said in a sing-songy voice. That hurt like hell but she didn't bother to help me up. PB (psycho bitch for short) walked around me, her heels clicking on the ground with every step. She stuck her hand in her boobs and pulled out a skeleton key, put it in the doorknob, and unlocked the door. PB turned to me and said with a smile "Have fun!~"

With those parting words, she kicked me through the door.

Crazy bitch.