Welcome to Slender VS.

The story where each chapter has a different character, real person, or OC who must deal with Slender Man. I've already put five different universes in my hat (cup from drawer). Now each chapter can be either scary or funny. Let's see how I feel about this chapter.

Let's see...

Today... we have...Oooooof course...


Slender VS. PewDiePie


PewDiePie woke up in a dark area, his head throbbing. He looked around and noticed a flashlight and picked it up.

"Well, this is exactly what I told Cry would happen if I fell sleep on the toilet." He said. "Where am I, anyway?" He waved the flashlight in front of a tree and saw a note. He went up to it and looked at it.

"OH HELL NO!" Pewds yelled. It was a Slender Man note.

"O.K... As long as I don't pick up a page, Slender won't follow me."


10 MINUTES LATER


"Fuck this shit" Pewds picked up the page and as soon as he did, the ambiance started.

"Oh hello, music. Please go away." Pewdie said, walking away. He noticed a building ahead of him. It was...

"oh hey! It's the big red dildo!" Pewdie said, going around it.

"Hey Pewdie. Touch me. You know you want to." Pewdie said, pretending the silo was speaking.

"NO! There's no page, so you don't get a touch!" Pewds said, walking away.

"NO! Please Pewdie."

"Oh alright." Pewdie said, poking the silo with his finger.

"OOOOHHHHH!" The 'silo' moaned.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA! Don't you dare enjoy my finger! XD" Pewdie laughed. He turned around, and saw Slender man.

"OH FUCK ME!" Pewds screamed, running away. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I ONLY GOT ONE PAGE, DON'T YOU DARE RAPE ME, SLENDER MAN! DON'T YOU DARE RAPE ME ON ONE PAGE!" Pewdie ran into the bathroom, and just finally noticed it.

"Oh shit." Pewdie said. He walked into the room and saw...

"*GGGGAAASSSPPP!* MR. CHAIR!" Pewdie said with a smile.

"Hello Pewdie! you got to get to get me out of here! Slender... He's been sitting on me!" 'Mr. Chair' Said.

"O.K., just wait here. I'll get the other pages and get you out of here." Pewds said and walked out. As soon as he did, he smiled.

"PFF, Stupid bitch, I'm not coming back!" He walked around until he found the next page.

"Run? You don't tell what to do!" Pewds said. He snatched it up and walled to the open wall. Slender stood there.

"NEIGH! O.K., I'M RUNNING!" He yelled, turning around and running away.

"PEWDIE! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Pewds said in Mr. Chairs voice.

"Ohh nothing." Pewds said out loud. "Slender, Go get Mr. Chair!"

"PEWDIE, HOW COULD YOU?! YOU TRAI-"

"Take one for the team, Mr. Chair!" Pewds said, exiting the building.

Pewdie made it to the big barrel thing.

"I don't trust anyone of you big fahking barrels." Pewds said. He then noticed a page on the barrel.

"Oh, you must be the nice barrel." Pewds said, petting it. "Thank you so mu-" He punched the barrel. "YOU FAHKING BARRELS! YOU DON'T GET A PETTING!" He yelled. He turned and saw Slender right behind him.

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII-"


"AHHHHH!" Pewdie screamed, waking up in his bed. He pulled the lam string, bringing light into his room.

"Oh... it was just a dream... wait a second..." he turned. Slender was in his bed.

"AHHHHH!"


"AAAHHHH!" Pewds screamed, waking up again. He pulled the lamp chain, lighting the room back up.

"I FAHKING KNEW IT!" Pewds said.

"Ellos Pewdie." Pewds turned to see Stephano in his bed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"


Sorry it's short, but i just needed a quick break from Sonic and MLP.

I hope you enjoyed. Fav and Follow if you want more, tell me who you want against Slender next and...

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