Just Desserts
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: pilot
Warnings: Naked Dean
Summary: After a hunt Dean finds it was inadvisable to claim the first shower. Or use long words in front of Sam.
"Don't use all the hot water, jerk!"
"Older brother prerogative, Sammy…"
Dean emerges from the shower, dripping, to find their tiny bathroom's stripped bare as he is. Growling, he bursts into the motel-room; yells:
"Hey bitch, where're the…"
Dean makes an undignified squeak; somewhere between indignant baby seagull and constipated pilot whale - and he is not admitting to that, ever.
Instead of his brother, in the middle of the room giving him an appraising look is the elderly maid.
"Your clean towels, sir." She deadpans.
"Never knew you could blush there, Dean." Sam chortles.
Dean covers his unmentionables and flees.