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And now it is time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's Review:
Avengers of the Ring.
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN...Oh wait. Sorry. OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST FANFIC I EVER READ IN MY LIFE! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I COULD READ!"
"SPOILERS...ASSEMBLE!"
"There's these guys, called THE AVENGERS! And they consist of Thor, The Hulk, and Captain America. There's also Iron Man, Black Widow, and that guy with the bow and Arrow but they're only in the first chapter."
"And they get sucked into ANOTHER MOVIE! I WAS SUCKED INTO ANOTHER MOVIE ONCE! It was terrible. There was a bat credit card."
"And they meet THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING! And they consist of...Frodo, Aragorn, Merry and Pippin, Dumbledore, Will Turner, Rudy, Grumpy, and that guy from Game of Thrones who dies in every movie he's in. Seriously, he should rethink his life."
"SO THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING ARE LIKE..."
"We're on a dangerous mention and we need a group of brightly colored bullseyes to draw attention."
"We're a group of bullseyes."
"Okay. You're good."
"SO THOR IS LIKE..."
"I'M GOING USE MY HAMMER...I can't use my hammer..."
"AND DER BANNER IS LIKE..."
"I'M GONNA TURN INTO THE HULK...I can't turn into the Hulk..."
"AND CAPTAIN AMERICA IS LIKE..."
"Guess this means I'm going to be a shrimp with a big head again...oh wait! I'm just fine!"
"HOORAY!"
"WHY IS CAPTAIN AMERICA THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FINE? I DON'T GET THAT?"
"BUT THEY STILL KICK MAJOR ASS! AND THOR IS LIKE..."
"I CAN USE MY HAMMER AGAIN!"
"HOORAY!"
"AND DER BANNER IS LIKE..."
"I CAN TURN INTO HULK AGAIN!"
"HOORAY!"
"AND THEN THE AVENGERS GO TO FIGHT SAUR-MA-ON!"
"HOLY CRAP! SAUR-MA-ON IS IN THIS STORY! Though it is kinda funny that he gets to fight the Hulk. I always thought he looked like the Hulk's pin cushion."
"SAURON SMASH!"
"BUT THEN HE TURNS INTO IRON SAUR-MA-ON! AND I'M LIKE..."
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaalegaaaaaaaaaaaaasmmmmmm!"
"BUT THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE AVENGERS! "
"HOORAY!"
"AND AS THE STORY ENDS, EVERYONE IS LIKE..."
"All this cryptic talk is indication that there's gonna be a sequel."
"OH MY GOD! THERE'S GONNA BE A SEQUEL TO THIS STORY!"
"I AM NOT JOKING! THIS IS THE BEST CROSS-MA-OVER EVER! There's just one problem though."
"WHY DON'T WE SEE FRODO AND RUDY IN THIS? AND WHERE'S GOLLUM?"
"WHY DON'T I GET A PRECIOUS SCENE?"
"But still, I like this fanfic. And I hope they make a movie out of this, if just to see IRON SAURON."
"This is Chester A. Bum saying...CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? AH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA? C'MON CHANGE! C'mon, this is for a good cause! Making a movie out of this..."