Hellllooo!

This is my first fic in over er... three? maybe four years! So please be gentle ^^

Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto... though I wish I did.

"Will you have sex with me?"

I couldn't stop my mouth from dropping. I honestly tried… well that's a lie, there wasn't enough thought process to try anything let alone form a rational action of which I was totally in control of.

"Say what?" I choked, barely able to comprehend what was being said by the ex-love of my life.

"Sakura, don't make me say it a third time. I know you heard me so just say yes or no." Sasuke growled losing his patience.

"Ne Teme! I told you Sakura-chan wouldn't have sex with you!" Naruto called out over the noisy crowd of the bar a big toothy grin on his face.

If the moment could have gotten worse Naruto had just cemented it that way. All the eyes of the shinobi in the bar fell on us and my beetroot red face. My jaw still hadn't wound closed from where it lay somewhere on the floor but now I just hoped the world would swallow me up whole.

"Dammit Teme!" Sasuke growled glaring at his best friend, the only thing defying Sasuke's cool nature was the pink tinting his cheeks. He was serious!

"Sasuke-kun, what is this about?" I asked barely above a mutter so that the thirty or so people that had just joined out conversation were unable to hear.

Sasuke's eyes fell to the floor and whatever was going through his mind seemed difficult for him to say judging by the very pained expression on his face. The kind I had only seen at the hospital when someone had a really bad case of constipation.

"Look Sakura" He muttered and I had to lean in closer to make sure I heard him over the noise of the bar that had once again picked up as nothing exciting had happened following Naruto's comment. "I'm being sent on a mission where experience in the se-"He swallowed as he closed his eyes. "-sexual nature is required". I stared dumbfounded.

"What does that have to do with me? I'm not the most experience kunoichi in the village and I'm sure you've got loads." I laughed, hitting him on the arm playfully.

The way his lips pressed into a firm line claimed otherwise.

"What about Ayame-chan you were seeing her weren't you?"

He shook his head.

"What about Ino-pig, she said you were AMAZING" I said thoughtfully putting a finger to my lips.

Sasuke's eyebrow began to spasm but he shook his head again.

"I KNEW IT! She's such a liar! I bet she didn't sleep with half the guys she's told me!" I said triumphantly, thinking back to the little black book that Ino had rubbed in my face on countless occasions.

"Look Sakura, I need your help. You're the only girl that I could ask this of and this mission is really important." Sasuke said evenly finally meeting my gaze.

The seriousness in his eyes was the only thing that stopped me sniggering at the fact that this meant Sasuke was a twenty year old virgin. Even though that wasn't extremely old, it was still amusing as Sasuke has been one of the most eligible bachelors in the village since the day he was conceived. However knowing Sasuke as well as I did, he hadn't ever shown much interest in any female, he had been linked with a few which had led me to believe that he was more experienced than he was, but no-one had actually seen him on a date, or hold a girls hand or anything.

Even Naruto had settled into a relationship with Hinata over a year ago, and there was no doubt that she and Naruto had sexual relations as we had overheard them on a number of occasions… well we overheard Naruto to be more accurate, much to both my and Sasuke complete horror.

I don't know if it was the look of complete dismay on my former team-mates face, or the fact that in many ways I still loved the guy and wanted to help him, I found myself saying "Alright".

I had no idea how this would work. Neither of us was remotely attracted to the other. Even with my childish crush on him back in the academy I had long lost any thought of Sasuke in… that way. Sasuke naked. Just thinking about it told me it was wrong wrong wrong! He was my brother!

Sasuke must have read my thoughts like a post-it on my face.

"I appreciate this Sakura, I know it won't be easy, but we'll just have to plough through it." He said.

Just what a girl needed to hear before she has sex with her best friend.

"You're so romantic Sasuke-kun" I deadpanned "I'm surprised this hasn't worked on all the girls"

He frowned but said nothing

A few days later I found myself walking slowly towards the Uchiha compound where Sasuke had told me to meet him, and when I say walking slowly I mean I hadn't moved from the spot outside my apartment complex in the last ten minutes.

As much as I had convinced myself that this was for Sasuke, and how it had felt good that for the first time since I met him he had actually needed me for something. I had honestly hoped that he would have needed me for something else.

Like medical treatment! Or picking an ice-cream flavour for his sundae!

Mint Chocolate-chip all the way!

I mean I am no expert. I had lost my virginity only a year ago with Kiba, and even though we had been in a relationship for over a year and half we hadn't experimented much further than the basic motions and judging by Kakashi-sensei books sex could get a LOT more complicated than the little that I had experienced myself. So I honestly had no idea as to what I could pass on to Sasuke with our planned little encounter.

I came back to reality when the old lady that lives in the flat below mine returned from her shopping and was eyeing me up suspiciously like I was about to steal her shopping. Even after living in this apartment for two years the neighbours still didn't like me too much, not that it was helped by the many times Naruto Sasuke and I had stumbled to my apartment at all hours of the morning drunk as door posts but I honestly don't know what their problem could be.

I finally set off when my black and white tabby jumped off of the porch of the apartment block and gave me a dirty look, like he knew what I was about to do and was judging me for it already.

It didn't take longer than ten minutes to reach the Uchiha compound. The guards I knew well from team 7 genin days and I waved at them as I walked through. Walking up the steps to the humongous household that the Uchiha's called home it didn't take long for the door to be answered.

"Hi Sakura" Sasuke muttered and looked around behind me suspiciously like I was being followed.

"Hi Sasuke" I replied and forced a smile on my face.

Stepping aside he let walk into the house and led me upstairs to his bedroom. The house was eerily silent. "Is anyone home?" I asked just to be sure.

"No, Okaa-san is at the market, Otou-san is at a council meeting and Aniki is out" Sasuke said over his shoulder pushing his room door aside, letting me through then closing it behind me.

Oh dear Kami!

Trying to calm myself down I looked around the space Sasuke called home.

Sasuke's room looked the same as it had since team 7 had been formed. Even though both Sasuke and Naruto were in ANBU now their personal habits hadn't changed much at all.

Naruto still spent forty-five per cent of his time when not on missions in Ichiraku the other twenty-five per cent sleeping and thirty per cent with Hinata, though he did spend a lot of time in Ichiraku with Hinata.

Sasuke on the other hand was on missions as much as possible and on the rare occasions that he was in the village he, Naruto and I would spend a good share of our earning getting wasted in the local bar. Fun times.

I on the other hand spend fifty per cent of my time at the hospital as head medic and the other fifty per cent chasing damn shinobi around town for their medicals which most are not so keen on. Which is why it requires so much time, especially when it comes to the likes of Hatake Kakashi, on a number of occasions I have had to knock him unconscious in order to do a full medical on the man.

"Soooo" I drawled as I trudged over to the king size bed that took up the majority of the rooms' space. I could still remember when Naruto and I had made a competition as to who could jump the highest. Of course Naruto using chakra jumped with so much force that he had jumped through the ceiling and got stuck half with into the attic upstairs. I grinned gazing at the spot where the hole had been, though of course long since fixed so not a mark remained.

Sasuke strode confidently towards me. The look in his eyes betraying his actual lack of confidence in the situation, the light blush on his face said everything.

I stared as he, searching for something to do, put a hand on my head and ruffled my hair.

"Sasuke?" I asked not sure where he was heading with this sudden contact. "You know the theory of what we're meant to be doing here right?" I asked.

"Hn" He said in the affirmative but looking away at the floor his blush intensifying.

"Okay… let's not beat around the bush, I don't want to see you naked, you don't want to see me naked so how about we close our eyes, take off our clothes and take it from there?" I suggested. The thought of Sasuke naked still provoking the words 'wrong wrong wrong' in my head.

He nodded.

I waited until he closed his eyes and began taking off his shirt to start doing the same. Firstly I unbuckled my hip pouch. Then reluctantly I unzipped my top leaving me in my spandex shorts, my bra and boots. It only took a few tense moments to take of the rest and then whilst covering my womanly assets with my hand I waited for Sasuke to finish as well.

"Done?" I asked nervously now wishing there was some way to get out of this quickly. Maybe I could fake a headache…

"Hn" He answered.

"Alright I guess we have to open our eyes right?" I asked wishing to no end that Sasuke would just call this off.

"Hn" He replied.

"You know I could use a little more than 'Hn'" I said a little miffed at his lack of response.

"Open your eyes Sakura" He said tensely.

It had taken a few moments for my eyes to finally begin to open, that's why it took me a few moment more to realise the door to Sasuke's room behind him was sliding open. And a few moments more for my eyes to meet those of another Uchiha and a few moments more to completely FREAK OUT!

"Outo-" Was all that I heard as I managed to slip on my OWN bra (well I guess it's good it's mine and not Sasuke's) onto Sasuke's naked self and as we both stumbled to the ground in what seemed like slow motion I realised that this was probably a bad idea from the start.

Just how I ended up here I wasn't too sure. The most embarrassing moment of my life, though started in slow motion, ended in a blur.

I peeked to my side at Sasuke staring intently at his cup of tea. Then I peeked across the table from me at Sasuke's older brother staring intently back at me, my eyes quickly darting back down at my own tea.

Uchiha Itachi was a formidable man, and though I had 'met' him on a few chance occasions I had never really 'met' him. The 'meeting' I had with him was in a large group usually at the Uchiha estate where nobody but the important people were introduced (meaning that I never was). I had seen him a few times when visiting Sasuke's house and I do seem to recall him opening the door of the house for us on one of our drunken escapades, but no real conversion had ever taken place.

This time he seemed to meet me in a way I'd have rather hoped not to meet anyone.

The silence around the table was deafening.

"Sasuke-kun could you come in here and help me with something" Sasuke's mother called from the kitchen.

Of course after our little incident, Itachi had been the perfect gentleman and turned right on his heel and closed the door behind him. I had managed to untangle my naked form from Sasuke's, frenziedly hissing 'Close your eyes! CLOSE THOSE GODDAMN EYES!' whilst doing pretty much the same. It took a lot longer to find our clothes with our eyes closed than to take them off but when I finally had all my clothes back on and was about to escape from my current idea of hell, Mikoto-san had come home from the market and had insisted I stay for dinner…

Just my luck.

So here I am, sitting across from a genius prodigy who just thirty minutes ago had seen me naked, tangled with his younger brother (also naked) which I would say is a little much for a first formal meeting.

I chose to stay silent for the next fifteen minutes only bowing a greeting Fugaku-san who had come home and sat at the table as well. The food was set down and Sasuke sat down beside me again, closely followed by his mother.

"So Sasuke-kun, what did you and Sakura-chan get up to today?" Mikoto-san asked with a pleasant smile.

"Yes Outoto, what were you and Sakura-san doing in your room today?" Itachi asked evenly as I almost choked on a few grains of rice.

I peeked to my side at Sasuke who was glaring at his brother. Not wanting to arouse suspicion from his parents I chose to step in. Swallowing the mouthful I had almost choked on a moment earlier I looked up at Sasuke's mother and smiled.

"I was just helping Sasuke-kun with a mission he has coming up." I said honestly. Stick to the truth! That's what my mother had always taught me.

"Oh that's kind of you dear, I hope my son doesn't give you too much trouble" She smiled back and continued with her dinner.

My gaze caught that of Sasuke's brother.

"Yes, we can't have my foolish Outoto troubling young kunoichi" Itachi added to his mother's comment. A clear message in his seemingly innocent statement and I couldn't help the blush of embarrassment that dusted my cheeks.

Peeking to my side again Sasuke's brow was twitching nervously but I chose to remain quiet.

"Itachi-kun when are you going to invite Maya-chan for dinner, I really think that we should get to know her a little better" Sasuke's mother changed the subject much to my total and utter relief. I gazed up intrigued at the topic of conversation. This time Itachi was no longer as blank faced as ever. His eyes narrowed slightly into a glare but glared down at his plate.

"I will have to discuss it with her Okaa-san" Itachi spoke, his voice not giving anything away. His mother smiled and turned to Sasuke, the smile faded and a slight frown marred her youthful face.

Losing interest in the conversation I looked back down at my food and decided the quicker I eat the faster I get the hell out of here. Filling my mouth I chewed quickly but happily.

"Sasuke dear? When do you plan on picking a suitable suitor like your brother has? You never do bring any girls home" My eye twitched at that. I knew what she meant, but the way the statement was delivered it made it sound like I wasn't considered a 'girl'.

Sasuke coughed lightly beside me.

"I believe he already has" The mouthful that was happily working its way down my throat stopped mid-track and I began a rather serious coughing fit. As soon as I managed to get it down I glared up at Sasuke's Aniki, noting that Sasuke was doing the same.

"Do be careful Sakura-chan" Mikoto smiled as she patted my back, but looked back at her older son intrigued. "What do you mean Itachi-kun?"

Itachi glared back at his younger brother and Fugaku-san seemed to be glaring at everyone around the table, obviously not enjoying the topic of conversation.

"Hai Okaa-san" Sasuke suddenly piped up, his glaring gaze not leaving that of his brothers. "I have chosen a suitor already"

My head snapped to my side as I stared wide eyed at Sasuke. He couldn't mean…

"Oh? And who would that be Sasuke-kun?" No no no no no! He wouldn't do this, it isn't true! He wouldn't blatantly lie to his mother and father…

Sasuke glanced at me then turned his attention to his mother.

"I have chosen Sakura" He said matter-of-factly and glared back at his brother.

My mouth fell open. Well I guess he would blatantly lie to his mother and father.

"Bu-" Before I could protest Sasuke's mother cut me off.

She beamed, her eyes sparkling as she jumped up and pulled me into a tight hug.

"Oh I knew it! I could tell from when you were children that you two would be great together!" The hug was so tight I had lost the ability to breathe.

As soon as the older woman had let go I turned my head back to Sasuke and gave him an expectant look. Telepathically sending him the 'what the hell do you think you are doing?' message that I knew he would understand.

All he did was stare back blankly and I instantly knew he was sending me the message 'just shut up'.

I could only smile weakly as Mikoto-san began to gush to her husband at how wonderful it was to have both sons well on their way to providing them with grand-children. Though Fugaku-san chose to ignore the whole conversation as well as his wife, not that she took much notice.

The rest of the meal had progressed in silence, much as I loved Mikoto-san's cooking I couldn't physically get much down; Sasuke on the other hand had downed his as if nothing had happened.

After everyone had finished I turned to Sasuke to invite him for a nice chat outside only to find him gone. Glaring at the empty spot I ground my teeth in anger. Oh he did not just pull a Kakashi on me! Bastard!

Forcing a smile on my face, I excused myself from the table.

Mikoto-san quickly stood and gave me another tight hug. "I'm so glad that he chose you dear, I always hoped that you would be a part of my family" she beamed at me.

I smiled back. Damn you Uchiha Sasuke! Damn you to HELL!

After politely bowing and saying my farewells to the remaining three Uchiha's I finally escaped into the cool night air.

Walking in the direction of the Uchiha compound gates I couldn't help feeling a mixture of anger and misery.

Just you wait Uchiha Sasuke. I am going to pummel you tomorrow so hard that you will want to disappear of the face of the earth and not only from my presence!

How was that? Any good?

It's just a random though that came to my mind after reading a load of amazing Ita/Saku fics.

If you want more let me know!

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