Hello, all you yaoi loving freaks like myself. This is my first ever Itachi x Sasuke fanfic and I feel rather happy about it. Why? Because I love Itachi x Sasuke! They happen to be one of the pairs that I can tolerate without thinking that it's just wrong. Just incase you are wondering I have no intention of having Itachi-koi as a uke. He was born a seme and he shall always be a seme as it should be…though there are times where he is just perfect in being a uke. But he should be SEME! Naruto, should never be a seme in a yaoi pairing unless controlled by the Kyuubi. Though he does make a good seme sometimes. Kyuubi never a seme with Itachi unless there is some brutal sex, in that case there should be clones to have them both be seme and uke. Iruka…again never a seme always uke. Right Kakashi?

Kakashi: "Damn straight!"

Well on with the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did not even adults would be able to look at the show. Mwhahahahaha!

Chap 1

I watched as his submerged form rose out of the water and made his way over to me. His body was wet and radiating a heat that was appropriate in the bedroom where a nice steamy session should occur. His long hair was loose from its confines and the ebony locks cascaded down his back. His pale skin reflected the light of the moon making him look like a demigod on a quest for love; his muscled body— though lean—held a certain strength and grace but also gentleness that became an immediate quality in a soul mate for anyone; but his crimson eyes told a tale of pain and pleasure that had me squirming in anticipation. Wanting…no, needing to know what the experience would be like.

He was standing before me at arms length and bent down so that his hot breath caressed my face. My breath hitched and became labored; my pulse stopped as a strand of his hair came to rest against my chest. His hands rested on either side of my head and I tried to melt into the wall anything to escape this burning that began in my loins and threatened to consume me in its kindling flames. He hadn't even touched me yet and I was already sporting a rather hard erection that was becoming more painful by the second as the heat from his body enveloped mine. His lips gently pressed against my ear and said…

"Sasuke, are you alright?" The young boy jumped out of his skin as he felt the hand of his best friend rest on his shoulder. He snapped his book closed and tried to steady his breathing as he put up a cool front. He moved his raven locks out of his face and gazed into the concern blue orbs of his best friend.

"Hey, Naruto. I'm fine, just trying to do some…uh" Think you idiot "Extra credit work for English."

Sasuke Uchiha was currently in study hall trying to release some tension in one of the best ways he knew how. Writing his thoughts and feelings…in a raunchy story that would make a Saint faint and make a prostitute feel like a child. Normally, the young Uchiha wouldn't have been so easily caught off guard but he was so far gone in his writing that he hadn't notice his clumsy best friend coming toward him.

"That's right, English."

His blonde friend dropped in a seat next to him and rolled his eyes. "Che, whatever. I don't see why you do extra credit and know you are the top in all of your classes." This was true. Sasuke could skip school for a month, take make up work and still get higher than the class who actually sat down and learned the material with 'professional' help.

"It's a gift."

He didn't mean to sound arrogant, but it was a fact. The Uchiha clan---along with the Nara, Hyuuga, Sabuku, and Uzumaki--- was one of the oldest families in Konoha and it was well known that their clan was the best in just about anything they did. Yes, just about. They didn't really fall into the stupidity category.

(…unless you're talking about when Sasuke gets all emo like and tries to attack his brother. Pure stupidity. Not to mention when the little bastard went to Orochimaru. Sorry back to story)

Naruto scoffed and ignored the remark. "So do you want to hang out after school…or do you want to leave with Ita-nii?" The blonde smirked and waited for a reaction out of his friend. The blonde knew that Sasuke liked his brother more than a brother should and often teased the boy about it. In private of course. Sasuke would have his head if anyone found out. Sasuke, being the bigger person that he was didn't rise to Naruto's bait, packed up his stuff.

"I'll be going straight home. I have some things to do."

"Don't you mean someone?" The mischievous smirk played with the life of it's owner as it continued to antagonize the young Uchiha. Sasuke glare as him for a moment before wearing his own famous smirk and looked above Naruto.

"Hello Kyuubi." Naruto jerked around so fast he nearly got whiplash. He saw nothing behind him but a bunch of books. He whirled around to tell his friend off only to find that he was already heading for the exit.

"Wait up, teme!" the blonde got up and chased after the raven.

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Sasuke continued to walk away from Naruto, too angry to even face him right now. 'Damn dobe. I swear to Kami if anyone gets wind of this I am going to skin him so badly no one will recognize him.'

"Teme! Wait up, you damn bastard." It was a good thing that classes were over or they would have been in a lot of trouble because of Naruto. Sasuke tried with all his might to ignore the fool but knew that he couldn't stay mad at the idiot for long even if his life depended on it. He rounded on his heel and almost became hall kill as the blonde pulled to an abrupt halt. The halls were empty and Sasuke was grateful. He didn't think he could deal with any clingy fan girls and the pink bitch who thought she was all that.

Yes, the young Uchiha had a fan club. So did Naruto come to think of it. Along with Kyuubi, Itachi, Neji, Gaara, and a few other people, but you get the point. Those girls---and a few guys--- were like trained spies. They had might as well be. Sasuke involuntarily shuddered as he remembered the mini cameras that were installed in his bathroom. There was even some slippery soap that he would have to bend over to pick up and he had a sneaky suspicion that a camera was hidden behind him that would have given the perfect view of his ass. Turned out that he was right. The locks on the house had to be changed twice and his father wasn't too happy about it.

"Sasuke, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that—"

"Forget it, dobe. I know you didn't mean it, but try not to say things like that in school."

"Deal." Naruto gave his famous grin to the young Uchiha and Sasuke couldn't help but to give a small smile of his own. 'Only you Uzumaki.'

The two friends walked outside and were immediately engulfed in the afternoon sun. The campus was deserted when they went outside. I mean come on it's been fifty minutes since the last bell rang; no one would still want to be in school. They walked out and stopped on the school steps.

"So when are you planning to tell the demon?"

Sasuke leaned against the wall and stared at the blonde boy who just then flushed at the thought of telling his crush that he like him. The image of the 'demon's' profile came to Naruto's mind as he envision what it would be like to be under the boy. His red silk strands of hair would fall over his shoulder like a beautiful waterfall. His red-gold eyes that always held a predatory gleam would see through his very soul and make him fall to pieces…if his touches didn't do him in first. His body…

Naruto shook his head in an attempt to rid his head of thoughts he knew would have him cum in a split second if he went too far into 'Pleasure Island'. And there was no way he was going to get off on the thought of his redhead god in front of Sasuke.

Sasuke smirked as said crush walked up behind Naruto. He was quiet and graceful like a cat, and just as deadly as a demon on a rampage; quite frightening, but incredibly sexy at the same time. He was as tempting as sin and hot like fire easily making him one of the hottest guys in school.

"Hello, Kyuubi." Before the newcomer could say anything Naruto scowled at Sasuke.

"Come on, teme. I'm not going to fall for that one again. What do you take me for?"

Naruto jumped as two strong arms wrapped around his waist, from behind in a rather secure hug. "A dobe." Sasuke smirked as he said it and couldn't help but chuckle as he saw his best friend pout as the red head nuzzled the blonde's neck.

"Kyuubi! What are you doing?" A heavy blush covered Naruto's face almost instantaneously and even traveled down his shirt.

"What does it feel like?" The blush got heavier and Sasuke felt like he was going to burst from seeing his best friend get teased in such an intimate way.

Naruto somehow managed to get out of Kyuubi's embrace and put some distance between the two before smirking.

"Hello, Itachi." Now it was Sasuke's turn to scoff.

"Dobe, do you really believe that you'll get me with the same prank? What do you think I am?"

"Hello, Otouto."

"A teme." Naruto said smugly as Itachi's frame towered over his little brother giving the impression of complete dominance. "Definitely a teme."

Sasu's POV

My entire body went ridged as I felt my brother's presence slither up behind me like a graceful animal. That was one of the things that I hated about him and Kyuubi. They could move about without a blasted sound and scare you to death and back before you are aware of it.

I turn around with my hand over my heart as if to stop it from moving. "Itachi, what the hell have I told you about sneaking up on me like that? Do you enjoy giving me heart attacks?" Itachi has always snuck up on me for as long as I can remember. It was like a bloody past time to him.

Itachi smirked that beautiful smirk that sometimes left my mind numb. "Sorry, Otouto. I though you wanted a ride home. But it appear---"

"That you were right. Lets go. Bye Naruto, Kyuubi." I dragged Itachi away from the two before Itachi could make a single greeting to his best friend. As we left, they started to make their way toward their separate destination, Naruto to hang out with Kiba and some others and Kyuubi…I could care less right now.

My brother was going to give me a ride home!

Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but he was the one who asked if I wanted a ride instead of me making a bargain with him. Though the bastard would probably make me do some sadistic things anyways. I hate sadists, some are really creepy. Why is it, yet I'm in love with one? Is Itachi really all that special?

…….

HELL YEAH!!

'Hn. I wander if he went commando today?' The image of a near naked Itachi crossed my mind and I had to control a nosebleed. Agitated with my dirty mind I pulled my smexy brother to the school parking lot, trying to keep my thoughts to myself.

"What's the matter, Sasuke? You seem a bit upset." I slowed down a bit and loosened my grip on his hand till it was nothing more than a gentle squeeze. I continued to walk towards the black Honda Civic, trying to ignore his stare. Itachi grabbed my hand and pulled me to a direct halt.

"Sasuke., tell me what's wrong." Itachi held my hand if a firm grip, but I felt that if he held my hand any tighter it would snap.

"It's nothing."

"Don't lie to me." His tone was low and chilling. My eyes began to water as I tried to keep myself from looking in his eyes. I didn't want him to know what had gotten me in such a mood. Last thing I want is for him to know how I feel without knowing how he would react. Itachi's reactions were never predictable and sometimes scary. That and I don't want to be rejected by the smexy sadist.

"Really it's nothing. I just got worked up over something stupid. I-I lost my temper." Damn you, you infernal stuttering. He seemed to have bought it since his grip lessened on my arm.

"Okay. Let's go." Itachi walked pass me giving me time to quickly wipe the tears from my face. Damn I'm pathetic, but no big deal right? I just have to keep my secret from him….even though we live in the same house; he knows Naruto—who has a tendency to talk when drunk—rather well; he knew Kyuubi—who knew how to interrogate someone with many…tactics; and he knows me like his favorite movie which he can talk word for word…and can make a perfect replica of each scene….

'DAMN IT! I'M SO SCREWED!'

Just so we're clear. If you are going to flame me for writing this then you're hypocritical booty shouldn't have read it!

Mutters: Yaoi hating weirdos.

If you liked it then please review. I need inspiration...ok i don't really need the inspiration, but it would motivate me to post sooner. lol But if you don't review i'll get all depressed like Naruto without his ramen and bad things wil happen...

Sasuke: You better review! -Uchiha glare-

Itachi: Give it a rest, little brother. Now why don't you two come and join me here on this nice large...bed.

Me & Sasuke: Okay!!!

Me & Sasuke:-glares at you- REVIEW!!

-Koft N