So my friend was role-playing on omegle and it inspired me to write this weird story XD

I DON'T OWN HETALIA!

Enjoy ;3


"Doitsuuuuuu, I'm a-tired of running...can I a-get a-some PAASSTAAA?"

Germany rolled his eyes.

"No, keep running!"

"Ve~ But I'm a-reallyyyy tired!" whined Italy

"Just run a little more!"

"But-but-but I'm REALLY tired Doitsuu!"

Germany over-took him easily.

"A girl can run faster zhan you! Speed up!"

"VE~ DOITSU I'M REALLY TIRED, I JUST WANT A-SOME PASTA!

"You'll get pasta after you run!"

"I don't a-want to run! I A-WANT MY PASTA NOW!"

"JUST RUN ITALY!"

"NOOOOOO", wailed Italy

Germany, who was really frustrated by now, grabbed his wrist and made Italy run with him.

"AHH DOITSU STOP! I A-DON'T WANNA RUN ANYMORE!"

Germany just sped up.

"DOITSUUUUUU!"

Germany just went even faster.

"DOITSUU I JUST WANTED SOME PASTA!"

Germany kept dragging the Italian who was now crying dramatically.

"You know Italy, even if I somehow turned into a girl, I would still be able to beat you! Move your legs!"

Italy ignored him and decided to yell for help.

"JAPAAANN! SAVE MEEEE! JAAAPPAAAANNN!"

Germany stopped running and there he saw England.

"England! Help me! Germany's trying to kill me!"

England ignored the Italian's cry for help and he chuckled at Germany.

"So, Germany, would you care to test out that little theory of yours?", England casually asked Germany.

"Vhat do you mean?"

"VEEE~ ENGLAND HELP ME! HE'LL A-MAKE ME RUN AGAIN!"

England chuckled again and started muttering some sort of dark magic.

"Ve~?"

Suddenly Germany gets surrounded by pink mist while England ran off laughing his head off.

Italy's eyes widened.

"Vee~ Doitsu? Why are you a girl?"

"Vhat? I don't feel any differe- OH MEIN GOTT MY VOICE!", exclaimed Germany.

"Veeee~ Your voice is so cutttteeee~!"

"It sounds low, but clearly feminine, vhat do I look like?" asked Germany.

Italy blushed when he saw her outfit.

"Vell? I am vaiting for an answer", Germany huffed impatiently.

"Veee~ You a-look adorable... bella"

Italy's eyes widened and he covered his mouth. Did he just call Germany bella?

Germany blushed.

"AND I BET I CAN RUN A-FASTER THAN YOU~!"

Italy started running and he was running pretty fast too.

'Oh no you don't!' thought Germany as she caught up with Italy.

Italy look behind and Germany was hot on his heels. He tried to imagine Russia behind him and scared himself into running even faster.

Germany stopped running because Italy was running to fast. Italy looked behind to see where Germany was, unfortunately he stumbled on a rock. Germany walked over to Italy.

"Are you okay Italy?"

"Veee~ I-I'm fine"

Germany offered her hand for Italy to pull himself up. He took her hand and he doesn't let go when he's up.

"Doitsu, your hands are so small", Italy said softly.

Germany didn't know how to respond to this.

"Um, I-uh- zhank you? OH VERDAMMT! The meeting! I completely forgot about zhe meeting!"

"But Doitsu, what will happen when everyone sees you?"

"That doesn't matter! We have to get ready for zhe meeting!"


Well I hope you guys enjoyed this really crappy story heh XD

Review if you want me to continue~