Crack story!
"Hello my name is Tom" said Tom
"Hey, I'm Sasuke, your almost as foxy as me" he smirked
"What do you mean almosts?!"Tom said angrily
"I literally have a fan club, at any age too" he laughed and flipped his hair.
"Dude nice hair flips. I use to do that, when I had hair (and a soul)" Tom looked mad : D
"Hey bro, if it helps, I lose my soul too, well I die, the fan club stays though, I just look like a myself plus a lot of damn demon" he looked all sad and goffic
"Hey don't worry about it dude. I have no soul at all. Like I locked it in a book and a snake." Tom was all proud and happy (about what, we may never know)
"I just kinda get killed by this guys who had been stalking me for ages and was in on it with my bro, at least for a while" he looked more goffic and all nearby fan girls swooned
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait, was your bro gay!" Tom now looked excited!
I think, the bro wore a lot of eyeliner, but then again my hair is fabulous and I'm not gay… well there was that one incident…" he paused and looked away.
Tom looked at where he was looking… "Bro what are you looking at? Trying to find a hot guy in a tree?"
"Nah, garaas not around here, naruto might be though, watch out for him" he glanced around.
"Who is he…? Is he single?" (Wink wink) Tom had a creepy pedo look on his face
"Which one? One leads a village but I'm pretty sure he's single, the other… actually he might too now, I need to catch up on this shit, but hinata has been chasing him around and he's been chasing sakura" he looked up, wondering. (Say this wistfully)
"Oh so they/ he is straight then L darn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt, I r sad nowz" :'( Tom looked goffic and cried tears of blood
"well I don't know, naruto and me kissed once… it was awkward, anyway gaara has always been kinda quiet and weird, we really have no idea" he looked quizzical
"Ok well avada kedavra bye now" He looked pedo again
"Ok well byezs' Then Sasuke died. THE END