Chapter 1

Vegeta groaned as he neared the worst place on earth: the grocery store. Goku and the rest of the gang were right behind him, carrying lists in their hands as they flew to the store dejectedly. Vegeta made a sudden halt in the air and descended towards the ground where no one could see him, completely ignoring everyone as he feet touched the warm surface and he walked inside. Goku quickly followed, reading the list out loud. "We also need milk, soda, and.." Goku paused, cocking his head to the side. "Vegeta, what are tampons?"

Vegeta smacked his head with his hand. Idiot. "You moron! Tampons are what girls use when they are on their period."

"Oh.." Goku responded absentmindedly. "What is a period?"

Vegeta settled for rolling his eyes as opposed to beating the living daylights out of his former rival who didn't know the basic units for math. Krillin held his paper nervously in his hand as he looked up at Vegeta. "Where are we supposed to find this stuff?"

Vegeta sighed as he turned his glare towards Krillin. "How should I know? Does it look like I come here often?"

Piccolo nodded. "You're right. We shouldn't leave this mission up to someone who doesn't have a clue as to what he is doing."

Vegeta coldly glared. "Excuse me?"

Krillin let out a stiff laugh. "Well, I'm sorry Vegeta but you're not the brightest vegetable on the market right now."

Everyone exploded into laughter as Vegeta gave them all the glare of death. "Silence! I don't want to hear anymore of this foolishness! Let's just get the blasted items and go!"

They started to walk a little ways towards the frozen food section when they came upon two guys quietly arguing with each other. "No Damon I'm pretty sure she meant this." said Stefan, holding up a pear.

Damon glared at his younger brother, holding a peach in his hand. "No, Katherine specifically said this!"

Stefan rolled his eyes. "Fine, why don't you call her and see?"

"Why don't you pay attention to what your woman says?"

Stefan smiled. "I do. But you listen so poorly I have to pay attention to what Katherine says or else you screw it up."

"Are you questioning my listening skills?"

Stefan laughed. "Not at all."

Damon growled as he pulled out his cell phone. "Fine, I'll call her."

The DBZ gang looked on as the tension between Stefan and Damon grew. "Shouldn't we do something?" questioned Krillin.

Vegeta smirked. "I say we don't. Who knows? Maybe a fight will break out and then we'll finally have some fun."

Trunks shook his head at his father. "You have a weird sense of fun, Dad."

Damon waited a little anxiously as the phone rang slowly. Finally, a women's voice could be heard on the other line. "Hello?"

Damon cleared his throat as he began speaking. "Katherine, it's me."

Katherine smiled on the other line. "Why hello Damon. Are you having any trouble finding the things you need?"

"Yes actually. What kind of fruit did you say you wanted?"

Katherine sighed as she rolled her eyes. "A pear, Damon. I want a pear."

Damon nodded as he glared at Stefan who smiled victoriously back. "And why do we need food?"

"Do you forget everything I say? Gosh you wouldn't remember your head if it wasn't attached to your body! We are having human guests over tonight for dinner, and when I say dinner I mean dinner for them, not for us. You do remember that big announcement we planned on telling everybody right?"

Damon nodded. "Of course. How could I forget?"

Katherine sniggered. "Congrats! You finally managed to keep something in your head for once."

Damon rolled his eyes. "I gotta go. See you tonight. Love you."

Katherine smiled. "Love you to you forgetful vampire."

Damon snapped his phone shut and turned back to Stefan, grabbing the pear out of his hands and throwing it into the buggy. Stefan laughed. "Did my poor brother just get scolded-"

"Shut up!" hissed Damon rudely as he rammed the buggy forward, pushing past all the people and accidentally running into Vegeta who was smirking widely. "Trouble in paradise?"

Damon glared at him. "Shut up and get out of my way. How did you know about that anyway?"

Vegeta laughed. "Because I'm a sayian you idiot. I can hear things from far away."

Damon smirked. "Oh like a vampire can?"

Vegeta let out a coughing laugh. "You believe in those bloodsuckers? You really are stupid!"

Damon smirked his face changed and his fangs came to full view. "Not as stupid as you are."

Vegeta's smirking face slowly faded away into one of shock as he stared at Damon with his mouth touching the floor. Stefan sighed, dropping his hands to his black jeans. "Great, look what you did Damon. Now we have another person who knows."

Goku slowly came up to them and smiled at Damon, completely unfazed by his appearance. "Hi I'm Goku, what's your name?"

Damon stared at Goku in shock. How could this person not be shell-shocked like this one is? He's either very brave or really stupid. "How come you're not looking at me the same way as vegetable head over here is?"

Goku shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know."

"Do you know what I am?"

"Um you're human. Duh!"

Damon shook his head. Strike that he's stupid. "I'm a vampire you imbecile!"

Goku nodded with his mouth in the shape of an "O". "What's a vampire?"

Vegeta, who had recovered from his initial shock, gaped at Goku. "You really are the mother of all things retarded. A vampire is a creature that sucks your blood!"

"Oh so they are bad?"

"Actually, some vampires are good." Stefan intervened. "Like me, I only hunt animals and don't hunt people. But my brother Damon, the one you see before you, hunts innocents."

Damon rolled his eyes. "My brother feeds on bambi blood and I feed on human blood but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm bad."

Stefan crossed his arms over his chest. "Oh really Damon? Then what does it mean?"

"It means that I like to have lots of power at my disposal and you don't."

Stefan shook his head as he turned back to the group of people standing before them. "So are you guys forced to come here too?"

Vegeta shook his head. "Nah, we're here because we just love the store and picking things up for the wives."

Damon laughed. "He has a great sense of humor."

Vegeta smirked. "I concur."

After a few minutes of talking with the rest of the group, Stefan clapped his hands together. "Well, now that we know each other, lets continue grocery shopping."

Damon and Vegeta mentally groaned as they, along with everyone else, began their hellish grocery shopping.

A/N: Haha this idea came to me after reading a fanfic relating to this similar subject. I hoped you guys liked the first chapter! Please review!