This is my first attempt at a crack fic so wish me luck
Disclamer: I own nothing except total boredom enjoy.
Standing in the basement of Castle Oblivion Roxas Stands over Xemnas with a shit eating grin on his face. "Today you die you power hungry bastard"
" do you really think you can kill me by yourself?"
"No but I know some people who can help me"
"By the power of N00bcake I SUMMON YOU SORA RIKU KARI lets kill this bastard"
"Aww do I have to?" says Riku
"Well that's the reason he summoned us don't you think we should help him?" ask's Kari "he looks fammiler don't he Riku"
"He looks like you dumbass."
"No wonder he's so sexy"
"Shut the fuck up and help me kill this bastard"
"ok""ok"
"ok"
All four of them raise their key blades and strike.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bastard you cut off my balls now how am I supposed to rape saix" they swing their key blades again "You assholes have bad aim now I cant hear" "Fuck this" Roxas pulls out an AK47 and shoots Xemnas yay he's dead lets all have a foursome"
"Yay"
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that's all I got enjoy