Warning: Silliness
Word Count: 93
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
One night, a friend of mine was trying to get some essays written and asked me, "Why is this so haaaard?" My knee-jerk reaction was, "Because of Skwisgaar and Toki." (This is my catch-all response to just about anything these days.) She replied, "This is true. If they weren't so sexy!"
And then this happened.
Essays Are Hard
A girl walked up to Toki and Skwisgaar with a tray of cupcakes. How she had gotten past the klokateers was a mystery, but not one that was entirely beyond solving if you considered that a corner of the tray was conspicuously empty.
"Eat these," she said cheerfully. "If your waistlines expand, my essays will be easier to write!"
Charles appeared and ordered her to be escorted out. She was never seen again, and her rumored essays were never written.
Toki ate most of the cupcakes and failed to gain a single pound.