Response to icarlyfreak! Been a while, but these are to help me conquer writer's block!

Disclaimer: Lol. You think I own? How funny you are.

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Sam Puckett was doing what she normally did on a Saturday afternoon-arguing with none other than the technical producer of iCarly, Freddie Benson. This particular argument was about money, and the "borrowing" Sam did to Freddie's wallet.

"You could have at least told me!" Freddie yelled

"It was none of your business!" Sam retorted.

"It was my money!"

"That doesn't mean chiz!"

"Of course it does! It's my money!" he exclaimed.

"I only bought a smoothie! What's the big chiz?"

"It was MY money!"

"Don't be such a priss, Benson!"

"Don't tell me what to do, Puckett!"

"Haven't you ever heard of Momma knows best, Freddumb?"

"Ugh. You're so annoying. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend!"

"I could get a boyfriend!" she defended.

"Then why don't you have one?" he asked.

"I don't WANT one!"

"Face it, Puckett! The chance of you getting a boy to find you pleasing is slimmer than Ginger Fox figuring out her son's name!"

Sam got red-faced.

"You're a jerk!" Freddie yelled

"You're a bigger one!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you more!"

"That's not likely, Benson!"

"You're SATAN, Sam!"

"You're a PRISS, Freddie!"

Neither of them knew what had happened, but somehow they ended up kissing. They had been so involved with their fight that neither one of them noticed that they were inches from the other's face.

Once they started, they couldn't stop.

Carly and Spencer walked in on them like that. Connected at the mouth. Carly sighed.

"Here." she said and handed Spencer ten dollars.

Spencer grinned.

"I told you."

"Shut up."

Carly sat down and turned on the television. Sam and Freddie were still connected at the mouth.

"In other news, Ginger Fox, pop star, has gone to a rehabilitation clinic to help with her memory. She is currently in recovery and starting to remember small things, like her son's name."

"Huh." Carly said. "How bout that?"

A/N: Well, there it is. I hope it's not too sucky. REVIEW!