This is what happens when you mix listing to the radio in the car with your dad while reading Inkdeath… try listening to Bohemian Raphsody while reading this, it gets pretty funny if I do say so myself. If I get positive reviews I might add more song with the Inkcast singing them ;)

By the way the lyrics are Queens and the characters are Cornelia Funke's I hope you like!

(Note:There is bound to be some flaw in the lyrics… I just know it! sooo… don't point it out…)

What do you get when you have a bored Inkheart character? An Inkrhapsody!

Fire Raisers: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality(Orpheus starts to play piano)
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see

Dustfinger: I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Dustfinger and Strolling Players: Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Capricorn: Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Basta And Capricorn: Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

(Orpheus continues to play piano)

Adderhead:
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Firefox: Goodbye, everybodyI've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

(Silvernose goes into epic guitar solo)

(Orpheus changes piano tune)

Black Prince: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango

Children Soldiers: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

Farid: Galileo

Meggie: Galileo

Farid: Galileo

Meggie: Galileo

Farid and Meggie: Galileo FigaroMagnifico-o-o-o-o

Fengilo: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

Strolling Players: He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Bluejay: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

All Villians: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

All Good guys: Let him go

All Villians: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

All good guys: Let him go

All villians: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

Bluejay: Let me go

Villians: Will not let you go

Bluejay: Let me go

Villians: Will not let you go Never, never, never, never

Bluejay: Let me go, o, o, o, o

Villians: No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Resa: Oh mama mia, mama mia! Mama Mia, let me go

Violante: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

(Another epic guitar solo from Silvernose)

Bluejay: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

(Guitar solo continues)

White women in backround: Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah Ohhhhhhhh yeah

Death: Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Well there you go. An Inkrhapsody… I'll make more if any of you have any requests… and you want me to… Just please… no love songs….