The One Where Horatio Loses His Glasses
At an empty apartment. Present are Horatio, Alexx and Wolfe.
Alexx: Seems like this guy died after a gunshot battle.
Wolfe: (taking pictures) I never knew rap battles would end up like this.
Alexx: (talking to the body) You could have chosen a better life.
Horatio: How long was this guy dead for?
Wolfe: Two days, I think.
Alexx: More like seven days.
Horatio: That seems like enough time to(about to put on glasses)…to(tries to find his glasses)..uh(looks for glasses in both pockets) DAMMIT!
Wolfe: What's wrong?
Horatio: MY GLASSES ARE GONE! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GLASSES!?
Alexx: Relax. You can use mine.
Horatio: ARE YOU FREEKING INSANE?!
Wolfe: Well, we are doing a murder scene in Miami. That's just odd…
Horatio: SHUT UP! THIS HAS TO BE SOME SICK TWISTED JOKE!
Alexx: Possibly or…
Horatio: (gets out gun) GIVE MY GLASSES BACK NOW!!!!
Wolfe: None of us have it!
Horatio: (shoots Wolfe) DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY DAMN GLASSES ARE?! TELL ME NOW, ALEXX!!!
Alexx: Can't you buy new ones?
Horatio: ARE YOU INSANE?! (shoots Wolfe to death) LAST CHANCE! WHERE ARE MY DAMN GLASSES!
Alexx: I don't (gets shot to death)
Horatio: (puts away gun) Well, you know what they say, Alexx. This murder(about to put on non existing glasses when he realizes they are not there) DAMMIT!
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!