Sasuke's Secret
This is a sequel to my other story, Kakashi's Love, but this fic is all about Sasuke being retarded.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but if I did, Sasuke would dance around in a pink tutu and scram 'I love cow shit'…… Now on with the story. This story is not for Sasuke fans…. I repeat not for Sasuke fans….. trust me….. Sasuke fans would not want to read this
After Kakashi's "Moment" with Ayame……. The ramen girl at Ichiraku…..
Everybody had left his party. His parents wanted to have some alone time at home so they asked Sasuke to go out. He obeyed and left.
(A/N: You all want 2 know about his secret right? TOO BAD! It will happen at sometime later in this chapter)
He strolled down the street looking for nothing in particular.
He then spotted a book store…… but not just any book store. It was labeled XXX Adults only. He then saw his sensei…… the famous Kakashi the porn loving strong ninja with the speacial mangekyou to cast deadly doujutsu.
He was holding his famous boook written by non other than Jirayia the toad hermit who's a super pervert.
Sasuke was wondering what was in the Icha-Icha book and decided to buy a book, he walked in the store and the guy at the cashier just stared at him. Sasuke asked the cashier "What are you looking at?" he spat at the cashier, but the cashier just ignored him. Sasuke then picked up the Icha-Icha Paradise Vol 1 but forgot 2 bring some money. He then walked to the door only 2 be stopped by the cashier.
Sasuke stared at the cashier with his sharingan and asked "What?". He cashier saw this and let him go. Sasuke left and went home. He unwrapped his book and started reading it.
(A/N: I'm not going to say what he read cause I'm not a pervert unlike some people)
When he read the first page, he had trickles of blood dropping from his nose, a huge blush spreaded across his cheeks. He wanted to stop but he could't tear his eyes from the book. He was to engrossed in the book. He then read the second page and he felt something grow hard.
(A/N: HAHAHAHAHA he's a pervert now no use asking me to change him)
The book even had pictures that Sasuke would stare at for a very long time. When he turned another page of the book his nose shot out a geyser of red liquid that was called blood. He recovered from that… Natural Phanomenon
called a nose bleed
I will stop it now but if you would like me to continue I want too get 7 or more reviews ehehehehhe I'm evil so quickly get reviewing
The Pie Man
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