Chapter 1: there back!: Narrator: after Goku and friends defeated cell , buu , frieza , and eh well after all evil was defeated every thing was settled Goku decided to collect all of the dragon balls.

Goku: there all of the dragon balls

Goten: yeah!

Gohan: alright!

Chi Chi: yeah yeah we got them but what r we going to wish for if all evil is gone.. think!

Goku: don't worry Chi Chi I got it cover Shenron: STATE YOUR WISH.

Goku: yes mister Shenron I want to wish for my dad and my brother.

Shenron:YOUR WISH GRATED.

Goku:yes!

Then all of a sudden bardock and Ratiz appeared.

Bardock: what where am I ?

Ratiz:it appears were on this planet known as earth...but wait I died to that green guy... and by my own brother.

Bardock:what.. who are all of yal people?

Goku:so you are my dad. oh yeah there my peps.

Bardock:peps?.. any way how bout a little sparing lesson

Goku:eh..well okay but remember I wont be holding back

Bardock:deal!

Ratiz:well I want in.

Gohan:yeah me too.

Goten:yeah I want to fight my grandpa.

Trunks:i will beat all of ya!

Goten:Trunks! When did u get here?.

Trunks:i was at my house bored to death then I herd the word fighting.

In Bardock mind :eh that kid got super hearing ….how did he hear?

Vegeta: I WANT TO FIGHT KAKOROT (sorry if I misspell that)

in Bardock mind: HIM TOO! Oh why not get the hole city.

Bardock:ANY ONE ALSE YOU WANT TO INFITE SON

Goku:no that's it

Bardock:goo. Just as Bardock was going to Finnish he's sentence tien and the little mime child comes

Bardock: :{

Goku got a call from kami

Kami:Goku I collected the dragon balls

Goku:how did u do that?

Kami:please Goku I made them I can make them again

Goku:so there's two sets of dragon balls!

Kami:... DONT MOCK ME!

Goku:okay whatever I'm going over there with a small group

Goku:hey guys and Chi Chi lets go to the look out

Chi Chi: um Goku dear I cant FLY!

Goku:oh right here hold on tight!

As all of them fly to the look out except Bardock and Ratiz

Goku:oh follow us

so now Bardock and Ratiz are following our Z warriors

kami comes out

Kami:yeah here the thing about them..um I kinda forgot how to make them so instead of dragon balls there golden chicken eggs

all:WHAT!

Authors thoughts:
man wasn't that a twist. poor bardock all he wanted to do is fight he's son :(...well hold on for the next chapter