Spare Time.
DISCLAIMER: Joss Whedon owns everything. I own nothing
Summary: A question hit me. What does Spike do in his spare time? And this little scene came to mind. Set in no particular time period. Just a little Spike-ish fun. Hey I was bored, leave me alone lol. Song quote is property of Jimmy Buffet
Just a quick note, for those of you who liked, Spike's Series of Unfortunate Event's, I am currently working on a sequel. Hope everyone is interested.
I sat in my crypt, in my chair, alone, for another night. I had a margarita in my left hand and a cigarette in my right. Slowly I took a draw from my cigarette, exhaled and then took a drink of my margarita. The CD player was blasting out "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet. I even had one of those soddin' umbrellas in my margarita. I was pretty bloody bored. The night had started off slow with nothing to kill so I just decided to get really plastered.
I took the last draw from my cigarette and stomped it out as I stood up. I was drunk enough that I couldn't keep my feet from moving. I started to dance around a little bit and sing along to the song. Then I danced on over to the fridge, downed the last of my margarita and poured another one. I continued to dance around the crypt drinkin' and singin' a little to myself. I was drunk and having a good time.
Suddenly I started to think of Buffy as I sang along.
"Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know. It's my own damn fault."
I danced around and back to my chair, where I sat down. I continued to tap my foot to the beat. The song on repeat, some time had passed. I thought I heard my crypt door open and slam but I wasn't sure. Suddenly I was being tapped on the shoulder. I slowly turned my head, in a drunken haze. And to my surprise there stood Buffy. She had this look on her face as if to say 'What the?' and I just gave a drunken smile and used the remote to turn the CD player off as I took another drink of my margarita.
"Spike? Have you lost your mind?" Buffy asked as I began to laugh. I then answered her.
"No, jus havin' fun." I continued to laugh and Buffy's disposition changed to that of being annoyed.
"Someone's had a bit to much to drink. I'll come back later." She announced. She then turned and I heard the crypt door shut behind her with a creek and an echo.
It wasn't until I woke up that I realized. Oh balls, Buffy had seen me totally shit faced and listening to Jimmy Buffet. I was at that moment totally sure that my reputation was ruined.