This is my new story/listy thingy 10 ways to annoy the twilight characters as loads of people enjoyed my other story/listy thingy 10 ways to annoy the house of night characters and requested more I hope you enjoy reading it as much as you did the last one and that I've done you amazing people proud with my writing xx also I am so so so so so excited as my 15th birthday is in 10 days! September 11th xxx and as a birthday gift I would love it if I could get loads of reviews xxx cheers guys xx loveyou xx
Bella
Make fun of her truck
Kill Edward
Kiss her without her permission
Tell her what she can and can't do
Get a crazy red headed vamp on her with a gang of baby vamps
Set her truck on fire
Almost squish her with a van (*clears throat* Tyler.)
Ask her out numerous times and attempt (badly) to flirt with her. (*clears throat* Mike.)
Play Barbie Bella with her until she cries and begs you to stop then keep going. (until Edward drags you away- kill joy)
Drag her round shops for hours on end and buy her about 50 possibly more items that she insists she doesn't need and then make her wear them. (*clears throat* Alice.
Edward
Kill Bella
Spray paint his Volvo pink and change his number plate to say Barbie
Smash up his piano, cover it with vodka and set it on fire
Smash up all his CD's and replace them with Barbie dolls then tell Emmet to go in there – Emmet will never let him forget it.
Pretend to be Edward and prank call mike telling him that you're gay and you've always found him attractive.
Total all his cars (yes all of them- make sure the Volvo's completely demolished though so he can't fix it)
Get Tanya to follow him around like a lovesick puppy and repeatedly ask him to marry her.
Repeatedly think of the get on your nerves song ( you know – I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves all day long)
Get Rosalie and Emmet to repeatedly think about what they get up to after hours ( you know what I mean)
Do all these things in the same day ( it will drive him completely bonkeroonie)
me: review and edward will be your boyfriend
edward: what! no! im with bella
me: do look like i care?
edward: well no
me: so you'll do as i say
edward: no
me: shut up or the volvo gets it
edward: you wouldn't
me: i would
edward: fine, you win
me: yay! say it eddie
edward: please don't call me eddie
me: fine eddiekins
edward: don't call me that either
me: i don't think your volvo's in any position for you to tell me what to do so shut up and tell the people to review!
edward: humphh reveiw and i will be your boyfriend
me: yay! so do as eddie says and push that little button and tell me what you think
edward: i thought i told you not to call...oh forget it i give up
me: does this mean i win?
edward: unfortunately you always win
me: yay! and rember to review
cheers guys xx loveyou xx