20 Funny ways to piss off TFA Prowl Prowl:*Giving me a dark stare* Okay so if you manged to live after the last 4 step's. Go over to Prowl when he has calmed down and throw flowers at him say.?It's mother nature's boyfriend? Me:*Catching my breath* Lost him. Me:*Laughing* Prowl: Got you now! That's hope you liked this.
Lock him in a room with Bumblebee for 2 hours. (When you unlock the door run like hell)
Record kugu fu fighting and hid the tape-recorded in his room where he won't find. (Be sure to blame it on Bumblebee so you won't die a quick death)
Ask him why he's a ninja every 5 seconds. When Prowl tell's you to be quiet start to speek louder. (Prowl is not easy to piss off as he is very calm well was until you joined the team)
Gang up with Bumblebee and make fake tree branch's and stick them to tree. You what will happen next. (Run like your life depenned on it because it does)
Me: Gotta run see ya!*Run's away*
Prowl: Get back here!*Chase's after me*
If you are at arts and craff's make a model of your head and make it look like someone cut it by adding fake blood. (Laugh as you see Prowl panic then run when he see's you)
Tell what he did wrong when he tried to attack that giant monster bug thingy when he first came to earth over and over again.
This one is a personal favorite of mine. When he is asleep replace his jet boasters backwards. When Prowl try's to use them to fly they burn blast fire at his head. (Run while the timing's good)
Bumblebee: Lost who?
Me: Prowl...I really pissed him off now he want's to kill me.
Prowl: There you! You little pest come here!
Me: Gotta go Bee hopefully the next time you see I won't be dead!*Runs of*
Go to Prowls and paint it bright pink. (Say Bumblebee did it and you should be safe. For a little while)
10) Say that dinobot island is on fire. (When Prowl find's out he was pranked you should be far away from the base by now)
11) Put a bucket of oil above his bedroom door.
12) Show Prowl the shippings of him paired with Jazz, Lockdown, Bumblebee and Starscream. (This won't piss him off but he will be angry enough to got hunt down Lockdown and Starscream to offline them)
13) Ask him if he thinks your annoying. When he say's yes say. ?Why thank-you Prowl your to sweet?
14) Put a load of fangirl's into a warehouse somewhere then tell Prowl there is Deciptacons in that warehouse. (Watch as Prowl run's his life)
15) While he is medatiting keep making noise.
Sari: That was fun and you got Prowl to slow down so you could get away.
Bumblebee: So you got away from the ninja bot hey?
Me: Umm...NOOOOOOOOO! HE IS STILL AFTER ME!*Run's away as fast as I can*
Prowl:*Transforming into a motorcycle and going after me*
Put a firework in his room as soon as he come's. When the firework goes bang use a smoke bomb to retreat before he kill's you.
17) When he goes to sleep paint him pink and paint japanese word's on him. (This will make him bring the roof down because team will see him and laugh)
18) Go to his room and say you need to ask him something. When he goes down on one knee kiss him and say ?That was from Lockdown? (Run like your ass was on fire)
19) Isn't it wonderful when a robot curse's. Change Prowls vocalizer into one swears in human laguage.
20) Great finsh. Paint Prowls room green and paint pretty pink and blue flowers on the wall. Paint pink spots on his tree. (Only if you have lived long enough to get to this stage)
Me: You can't hurt me your an autobot.
Prowl: I know that.*Has paint in his hand*
Me: Nuts!
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