Emmett is slightly OOC. I don't own Twilight.
Edited by JasperWhitlockHale1863, and thank you to her for letting me use her computer!
Jasper POV
"What should we do, since the girls are gone tonight?" Emmett blurts quite loudly.
"Well, we could always play truth or dare..." I suggest.
Emmett then screams, "LET'S PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!" And for a second I wonder if he is gay.
"NO!" Edward screams from upstairs.
I silently agree with him and then say "Hmm...well we could always lock Jacob in a room and see what happens."
"YEAH!" They both scream, the loudest is Edward. Strange, he's usually not the violent type. And I agree, it's cruel, but whatever, LIV IT UP! It's Jacob fucking Black!
"Wait," Edward says, as he has come downstairs now. "How are we supposed to capture Jacob if he's in La Push?"
We all ponder this for a minute. Suddenly my phone rings, playing "Without You" and my Clato feelings start bubbling up inside. No, Jasper, be strong. Be a man.
Back to the phone, it's Alice. I pick it up, of course.
"Hiya darling!" I exclaim into the phone.
"HE'S AT MIKE NEWTON'S HOUSE!" She yells and then hangs up.
"Letsa go!" Emmett says in a Mario voice. My 'brother' is strange.
"Dinosaur!" Nessie shrieks, abruptly appearing and disappearing.
Well that was weird.
After that incident we run into the garage to get inside Edward's shiny silver Volvo, and head off to Mike Newton's house.
"Hey Mike," I say as he answers the door.
"Hey uh wanna join us?" He asks.
"Umm...who's 'us'?" I ask, even though I obviously already know.
"Oh! Jacob's here too! Ya know, Jacob Black. He's my boyfri- I mean best friend. He's my best friend."
Sure Mike, sure. But Jacob? I didn't know he was gay. Bella must be a cover up.
"Heck yeah! Let's get this party started!" Emmett booms.
Well I guess we're going into Mike Newton's house. Joy.
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