Tony and the monster:
"BOOH!" Tony yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Kate shrieked and slapped him in the face, before kicking him a certain place that makes every man a boy. Or girl.
"Sweet Jesus heaven have mercy dear GOD!" Tony said as he knelt and fell over on his side. Kate just stared at him a little while before kneeling next to him.
"Tony I'm sorry, I'm really sorry" Kate said, brushing her hair out of her face.
"Not sorry... enough.. you call my mom and...tell her.. no grandchildren..EVER!" Tony moaned as it hurt even worse, "I think you cracked my boys" Tony said.
Kate made a grimace.
"Come on, I'll help you up" Kate said and grabbed Tony's arm and started pulling at him.
"NO! Oh dear GOD! Get someone who understands what I'm going through here.. a priest or something! To give the last oil!" Tony mumbled.
"You know, it was only a kick in the balls!" Kate growled.
Yeah Kate, only a kick in the balls.. you should've seen what I'm holding right now, and you'd run like the wind.. come on come on come on, before I pass out here!
"Katie pie, can you kiss it all better? Or get Gibbs.. or Ducky.." Tony said.
"I'll.. get Gibbs or something" Kate said and walked away.
Tony raised his fingers. What a day to come back from surgery. What a day. He had no blood on his fingers, luckily, but it hurt like a bitch anyway.
"Tony?" Gibbs's voice asked.
"Over here Boss" Tony said. Gibbs came over to him and crouched down.
"What happened?" Gibbs asked.
"Kate almost crushed my boys, but decided to kick the one place that hurts more..the surgery boss? Remember?" Tony asked.
"Right.. any bleeding?" Gibbs asked.
"No.. no bleeding.. I think" Tony mumbled.
"Okay, let's get you up" Gibbs said and took hold under Tony's shoulders, raising him to his feet.
Tony tried stepping on the leg, but almost crumbled to the floor, crying out in pain and gritting his teeth.
"Easy, easy, I got you" Gibbs said, flicking on of Tony's arms around his neck and walking along to the elevator.
"I didn't kick you THAT hard?" Kate asked, obviously worried.
"Agent Todd! You go finish whatever you're doing and wait for me!" Gibbs growled as the doors closed.
"Je.. Anthony? Oh no, what happened to your leg?" Ducky asked as they helped Tony lay down. Ducky took a look and sighed as Tony told them both what happened. Gibbs chuckled slightly, but became very quiet as Ducky pressed on the surgical scar and Tony couldn't help but crying out in pain.
"Alright, I want you to take these, and if this swelling does NOT go down until tomorrow, I want you to go straight to the ER.. you'll make sure of it Jethro?" Ducky asked.
"Hey!" Tony said.
"Oh no offence Anthony, but you never do as you're told" Ducky said and patted Tony's thigh.
"Hey! I ALWAYS do as I'm told! Hellooo, senior field Agent ring a bell? Not like I'm running the team here?!" Tony said.
"I'll mak sure of it Duck" Gibbs said.
"This is just GREAT" Tony muttered.
"And make sure he stays off his leg" Ducky said, "he is NOT to walk on it all day"
"I got'cha Duck" Tony said.
"Got it" Gibbs said.
"Hey! I'm not a kid!" Tony growled.
"I'll make sure"
"Okay, you were lucky young man, stop treeclimbing for a while, huh?"
"You okay?" Gibbs asked.
"Just talk to ME, okay?" Tony snapped blinking away old memories.
"Okay" Gibbs said, "no funny buisiness when we get home, straight to the sofa and stay there!"
"Yeah" Tony said, "sure"
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My poor Tony, I believe things will get worse. R&R, makes me write faster you know :D Seriously, kiss it goodbye. Kiss safe goodbye too:)
Now kiss togetherness and happiness goodbye, because donttouch is writing a story!