No this story is not about Amanda Bynes.
"I HAVE A DUCK AND IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE" Kurt sung punching the ironing board in the flying bathtub.
"LOOK AT MY FACE GODAMMIT!" Rachel screamed at Finn who was hiding behind the sparkling vampire.
"I'M LOVING THIS TWILIGHT, IM LOVING THIS TWILIGHT, I'M LOVING THIS TWI L LL TW TWILIGHT"
"Fuck off Tina, Twilight sucks!" Mike mumbled drinking a milkshake.
"COME AT ME BRO!" Mike threw he milkshake at Tina.
"I'M SO WET!"
"Well duh, I just threw a milkshake at you!' Mike laughed.
"Not in that way" Tina waggled her eyeballs.
"I'M LIKE THAT BOOMBOX OUTSIDE OF YO-" Blaine sung.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Toot"
"NOOOOO, STOP FIGHTING WITH THE DUCK" Kurt yelled punching the ironing board again.
"THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM!" Puck sang pointing at Kurt. Blaine furrowed his huge eyebrows which were know turning into caterpillars.
"How do you know?"
"I WATCH YOU GUYS HAVE SEX, IT TURNS ME THE HELLA FUCK ON!"
"Why so sad Blainey, You can play with logs"
"YOU CAN FUCK OFF, BITCH"
"SHUT UP!" Finn shouted. "I love me some smosh"
"I WANT EMO HAIR!" Rory pulled at his pink bangs.
"I WANT YO MAMMA!" Sam laughed so Mercedes cut off his face.
"Why do I exist?"
So this was written based on a dream I had. The first line and the smosh bit were the only lines in my dream. I didn't put more things from my dream in because that would be far too inappropriate. L xxx