Look Who's Back from Gay Camp
Summary: What happens after Butters came back from that homosexual purification camp for children
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or any type of gay rights
"Well well well, look who's back from GAY camp."
"H-huh?" Butters looked up from his work, to find his best friend hovering over him with a very bemused expression.
"You heard me faggot" Cartman sneered, "We all know about your huge bisexual orgy with all the other gays at gay camp, you fucking gay. So don't even try to deny it."
"Gay camp?" butters brow furrowed, "bisexual orgy? Cartman, what are you talking about? Heck, I don't even know what those words mean"
"Leave him alone Cartman"
The heavy boy swiveled around on one fat leg to face Kyle, his opponent who bore him an annoyed and tired expression. "EY! JEW! Was I talking to you?"
Kyle folded his arms, "Shut your face Cartman, can't you see you've put him through enough?"
"Oh I'm sorry, are you defending your boyfriend?"
Butters eyes widened. "Boyfriend?? I'm s-sorry Kyle. You're real nice and everythin'" He grinded his knuckles nervously and looked at his lap. "b-but I don't like you that way"
"Oh my god Butters." Kyle closed his eyes painfully while Cartman snorted with laughter.
"Ok Eric, that's enough" Sighed Mrs. Garrison who entered the classroom clacking in her high heels and unshaved legs. "Now Kids, take your seats." She faced the board, and flipped open a math book with the pace of someone who clearly doesn't want to be there. "Listen, I don't really have a lot of patience today, so if we can just get through these formulas-"
Stan scribbled something on a paper, crumpled it up and tossed it at Kyle's head. "Ow dude." He hissed, Stan just made a face.
-kyle
I think Cartman missed HIS boyfriend
-stan
Kyle looked up to find Cartman poking and prodding poor Butters in the back with a pencil. He grinned and recrumpled the paper, throwing it at Cartman.
"OW!" Fuck you Jew!"
"Eric!" Mrs. Garrison snapped, "shut up and do math problems."
"But Kyle is disrespecting meh!" his voice squealed as Mrs. Garrison snatched the paper fromo his grip and unfurled its contents. "Oh very funny Stan and Kyle, I suppose making fun of Cartman's sexual orientation is worth wasting class time,"
The class burst into laughter, except Butters, who just looked confused. "Hey buttboy, do you want a buttplug?" Craig snickered.
"Yea, for But-ters!" Kenny joined in with muffled laughter. Even Mrs. Garrison couldn't hide her mirth.
"EY! What the hell!!" Cartman shot angry glares at all those who were laughing at him. "I'm not GAY! If ANYTHING Kyle is gay!"
"dude…" Kyle said slowly, "you were the one with Butters dick in your mouth"
Butters looked up from his math book. "H-huh?"
Mrs. Garrison rubbed the brim of his nose with a pained expression. "Yes Kyle, we all remember that, I'd I appreciate it not being brought up again."
"W-what?" Butters soft young face became panicked, "w-what is everyone talking about?"
"Look shut up you JEW. The only reason you told me it was gay, because YOU'RE gay, and you know all about gay culture"
"That's retarded"
"Oh? Is it? Ok everyone in this class don't put your hands up if you don't think that Kyle and Stan DON'T make out in the locker rooms"
Incredibly, a sea of hands shot up. Including Mrs. Garrison. Simultaneously, their jaws drop. "Dude…"
"Not cool."
hahahahahahah.
Well
IIIIIII thought it was hilarious
Just a fun little oneshot, but I dunno…. if you guys can come up with a MEGA AMAZING story line, I could continue it