A/N: O…M…G… I'm doing it again… I'm writing yet another fic! This is my lucky #13! Somebody shoot me! No, no wait, don't shoot me – or else I wouldn't be able to write this fic… Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Sims 2, or a tiny piece of the plot. The Sims 2 scenario part of the plot belongs to HermioneandRon4ever (she doesn't own the Sims either – just the idea!)

The Marauders and the Wrath of Sims 2

Chapter one: Dumbledore's New Idea! YAY! (Cricket sounds)

It was a pretty normal day in Hogwarts. The sun was shining, Peter was staring at a crouton for no reason, Remus was reading a very, very, thick book, Sirius was admiring his hair – and his huge lettuce, tomato, bacon, ham, turkey, cheese, mayonnaise, cheese, mustard, cheese, ketchup, cheese, sauerkraut, cheese, anchovy, cheese –and did I mention cheese? - Sandwich, and James was hopelessly chasing Lily Evans around while she hexed him.

But it was definitely not normal for the teachers, Dumbledore was having a staff meeting…

"Good Afternoon everyone, thank you for coming." Started Dumbledore "For this years Muggle Studies curriculum I would like for the students to study future muggle appliances, for their own good and get a better look on muggles, so I traveled to the future and brought these back." Dumbledore motioned to a pile of Muggle gadgets and things.
"Now these appliances are very far into the future around the years 2000 – 2006, remember these shall not be reproduced, just to be examples of how Muggles live in the future, to convince a few doubting students to treat muggles with better respect" The staff remained silent, trying to decide if this idea is crazy or not. So far they think it's insane – but are too nervous to make a comment.

"Now let me demonstrate how to use some of these things, Professor Twit, I suggest you pay very close attention as you will be teaching our students to use them too. This," said Dumbledore picking up a random object, "Is a 'Fly Pen Top Computer,' it is quite an interesting gadget, it's a computer in a pen, you write problems and it tells you the answer, (he chuckles) and you can play nifty little games and – isn't it cute? For it's size? Anyone? (Sigh) This is a game boy, muggles use it to play games by pushing these buttons and it moves the hero around and you have to pick up gems and well it's pretty addicting, it took me five hours to finally win. Ah, this is an ipod, it will play a large selection of music in you hand – I had a lot of fun with this one, I put as many future muggle songs on it as possible. The muggles who sing have the most peculiar names, like the Black Eyed Peas," The teachers stared blankly at Dumbledore, and he started humming ' My Humps' then continued "And finally this, is a laptop computer, it is rather interesting, on this one there is a Word pad, internet access, all sorts of things, the most interesting one is a game called 'Sims 2' it's a lot like playing dolls, you create a character, their house, clothes, personalities, and jobs- and you can use cheat codes to get more money, the weird thing is that they talk gibberish, a lot of muggle teenagers take great pleasure in playing this game."

"This is sounding stupid," said Slughorn,

"Well, you don't have to teach the bloody class!" said Twit

"Now it may sound strange but it is more fun once you try these things" explained Dumbledore.

"How will it work here?" asked Flitwick,

"I have bewitched the Muggle Studies classroom so they can be used properly," Dumbledore paused, "Now let's go to the feast" The staff stood up and headed to the Great Hall for dinner.

Meanwhile at the Gryffindor table…

"The plan is fool proof," explained Remus, "Our escape route is through the South Hall if needed, it should turn out perfect,"

"Wonderful," said Sirius, "Hey, where did Prongs go? "

"Do you really have to ask? Who does he constantly flirt with day in and day out?"

"Oh that's easy, Evans… Oh yeah I knew that…"

"Jeez, it's been almost seven years since he's been chasing her! And now they're Head Girl and Boy!"

"Well, I'm guessing the Head Girl is going to blow any second now – it's about time too, I need a show to start off the new and final school year… Peter! Snap out of the cheese! Evans is gonna blow!"

"Ok," said Peter, looking up from the cheese on Sirius's sandwich. The three boys started counting, and the ground started shaking…

"5"

"4"

"3"

"2"

"1"

"POTTER!' James ran into the Great Hall with Lily on his tail, her hair looked like it was in flames.

"And Mount Evans has blown!" cried Sirius thoroughly enjoying this,

"POTTER! If we are going to work together the least you can do is for one day- one little day to just LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Um, Tiger-Lily? You hair is on fire…" started James,

"It's just a charm, thought it could scare you away…"

"Oh… Well it worked – for the rest of the world… Honestly I thought it looked rather flattering on you, and that's what I like about you!" Lily groaned in exasperation

"Potter, I'll make you a deal, starting tomorrow, if you do these things I may give you a second chance," James looked up, Lily put her hands on her hips "For just friends,"

"Ok, Evans, what do I have to do?" The Great Hall was watching in anticipation – oh the suspense is killing them all! Lily grinned,

"I want you to never to ask me out for a whole day starting tomorrow at breakfast until breakfast the next morning, and if I see you – you should be doing good things, NO PRANKING AT ALL OR THE FRIENDSHIP GOES DOWN THE DRAIN, I will treat you civilly, as you shall too, you may not get help from your friends,"

"What? I mean –er – go on,"

"Your friends can't help you do good, you can't make them a guinea pig and pretend to be nice to them, take them to the hospital wing, etc. You must also study – I'll be checking the library, And here's the big catch…" Lily paused to think,

"Well?"

"You have to be nice to Severus Snape."

A/N: How was that? Plz review! I'll get to the Sims part in about chapter 3 or so.

Bye!

Shelb