Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Love Hina.
Author Note:This fic takes place in "Mewtwo: Journey Across Hoenn Redux" but in the future after Ash is finished with his adventure in Sinnoh. This will also contain spoilers for future Pokemon Ash will get along with other events so read at your own risk! Also another thing, it will finally be adressed why Butterfree is so frightened of women, but only later in the story.
Ash stared of into the distance from his position on top of his Charizard which was flying him back to his hometown of Pallet, fresh from his winning battle that won Ash the championship. In front of Ash was his yellow furred partner Pikachu and on his right flying with them was the Psychich genetic Pokemon Mewtwo.
Ash was in high spirits, after all he had emerged victorious from a regional championship along with beating his rival Paul at the league. However, his Pokemon decided he needed a vacation, and a long one as well.
"Hey, Ash? Do you ever think of taking a vacation?" asked Pikachu.
"Yeah, you've been traveling for so long now with only breaks once in a while," said Charizard.
"I guess your right, but what would I do for a vacation?" asked Ash. "I mean it's not like there's a resort for Pokemon trainers, is there?"
"Maybe, but perhaps we should ask Squirtle for suggestions, that is if they aren't illegal," said Mewtwo.
Scene break...
"So does anyone have any suggestions?" asked Ash. He was in Oak's corral with all of his Pokemon around him.
"I suggest you go and get yourself a love harem," said Squirtle with a smirk. "And preferably you should go for someone other than Misty for the first chick."
"WHAT?! I can't do that! I'm not kind of person, and besides isn't that illegal?" said Ash with a sweatdrop.
"Not if you go to Islam."
"I can't afford a trip like that, and Charizard or Pidgeot would collapse of exhaustion if we made a flight like that," said Ash.
"Fine," humphed Squirtle. "Be a monogomist."
"You watched Austin Powers last night, didn't you?" said Bulbasaur flatly.
"Yeah, baby!"
"Hey, I got an idea," said Gengar impishly. "Let's go on a pranking spree across the country!"
"Remember what happened last time?" said Ash.
"Hey, those charges were dropped! And Misty eventually forgave you," said Gengar.
"Only after I caught her Kyogre, and nearly risked the entire planet in the process," countered Ash.
"Hey, I know what we can do, we can go on another concert tour!" said Jigglypuff.
"No," said Mewtwo bluntly and rather crossly. "I refuse to go into the public spotlight after that incident."
Squirtle grinned and said,"You mean the one where-"
"Mention what should never be mentioned, and I will see to it that your brain is remodeled so that you'll spend the rest of your days thinking that your an otaku with a fetish for bads 4kids anime's like One Piece," said Mewtwo.
"........................................ You'd do that?"
"I'd also make you think Pokeball Evolution was the equivalant of Akira."
"Damn, part of you is still sort of evil, isn't it?"
"Only if pushed too far."
Ash sighed and lied down on his back. "Maybe I should go visit my relatives in Toyko."
Pikachu blinked and said,"Relatives in where?"
"Wait a minute, you actually have family other than your mom?" asked Charizard.
"Of course I do!" said Ash feeling a bit insulted. "Why you would you think of such a thing?"
"Well, considering the fact that none of us even know who your father is, though we suspect Prof. Oak may be the one," "WHAT?!" "Your entire lineage and heritage is a complete mystery to us."
"Look, the only reason that none of you have seen the rest of my family is that they're all in overseas in Tokyo," explained Ash.
"Ah, that makes sense," said Noctowl.
"Yeah, just one question, what's Tokyo?" asked Infernape.
"It's a big island to the left of the Pokemon region," said Ash.
"Pokemon region?" asked Pidgeot with a raised eyebrow. "Aren't there any Pokemon in Tokyo?"
"I think's it mostly trained Pokemon brought over there, I don't really think there are many wild Pokemon there."
"Then maybe you should go over and give them a visit," said Lapras.
"Well, it has been a long time since I've seen Granny Hina or Aunt Haruka," admitted Ash.
"Ash," called his mother who had been visiting Prof Oak's that day as well. "You won't believe what came in the mail today."
Minutes later...
"WHAT!!!" screamed Ash.
"What is it? What's in the letter?" asked Pikachu.
"My grandma's gone on a hot spring trip around the world and has left me in charge of her inn!" said Ash.
"An inn? 'Hmm, that could be interesting,' thought Squirtle.
"Looks like she put in a ticket for me to go to Japan," added Ash pulling out a ticket.
"So are you gonna go?" asked Pikachu.
"It would be rude of me not to, and I don't have anything else I can think of doing," said Ash.
"Great, so which of us are coming?" asked Charizard.
"Well, you, Pikachu, and Mewtwo are practically your own trio now, so you three are coming. But who else am I going to bring along?"
""Well, it's a vacation where you should loosen up so let's bring Gallade, Lucario, and Butterfree. They're often tensed up, ready to battle, never really allowing themselves to relax," said Charizard.
"Hey wait, Lucario and Gallade I understand, but Butterfree?" questioned Ash.
"His fear of women often puts him on edge," explained Charizard.
Next day...
Ash had gathered his squad for his vacation/trip and went on the plane for Tokyo. However, one of his Pokemon was not having it.
"Ah man, I can't believe Ash didn't pick me to go on vacation with him!" exclaimed Squirtle.
"And for good reason too, you'd probably would end up landing him in the slammer or some other such catastrophe," said Bulbasaur.
"For pete's sake, lighten up, sheriff," said Squirtle. "Can't you just take it easy or enjoy life?"
"With you around? Not even likely, unless I want chaos and mayhem," said Bulbasaur walking away.
"Spoil sport, you used to be cool, back in the day," muttered Squirtle. Suddenly an idea came to him. "Oi, Buizel, Gible, Mesprit, Gliscor, Gengar, come over, I got an idea!"
"What is it, you got another scheme or something?" asked Gengar.
"Exactly, I know how we can tag along with Ash on his vacation," Squirtle stated.
"Really?" asked Buizel with a raised eyebrow. "Elaborate."
Squirtle reached into his shell and pulled out a black remote with a red button on it and said,"I've been waiting for a good opportunity to use this, and I can think of no other better time to use it then this."
He pressed the button and suddenly the ground beneath them started shaking as a huge Squirtle shaped tank like machine came out.
"Behold, the Squirtle Mobile mark 1!" Squirtle proudly said.
".............. did you come up with this from Crobatman Begins?" asked Gengar.
"Yeah, sort of," admitted Squirtle. "But this baby can move at Mach 3, go through water, fly, has a Ash radar, and even a dvd player and cupholder!"
"But where on earth did you buy or make it?" asked Mesprit. "I know little about modern human times, but even I know that this isn't something you can get in a common variety department store."
".............. Trade secret, do you guys wanna come or not?" asked Squirtle.
"All in favor, say aye!" said Gliscor.
There were five ayes and no. "Huh, who was-" started Squirtle.
"Me!" yelled Bulbasaur.
Squirtle turned just in time to duck several razor leafs that went flying past his head.
"You never learn, do you?" deadpanned Bulbasaur.
"It's the man! Quick, everyone into the impossibly cool-multiple-use-assault vehicle!" Squirtle yelled as they all jumped and slammed down the hood. Squirtle then floored it and drove off, laughing maniacally.
"Crap, I gotta follow him and drag the rest of they're asses back," growled Bulbasaur.
"You won't be able to catch them on foot," said Pidgeot.
Bulbasaur turned around to see the large bird Pokemon who had a grimace on his face. "I saw the whole thing."
"Do you think you can catch up with them?" asked Bulbasaur.
"Does Ash want to be a Pokemon master? Of course, hop on," said Pidgeot lowering himself down.
Bulbasaur jumped onto Pidgeot's back and the bird took flight into the air in pursuit of the Squirtle Mobile.
Meanwhile...
"We're finally here!" Ash said as he and along with Pikachu and Mewtwo beheld Hinata Sou. "Wow! So this is where you used to play when you were just a kid?" asked Pikachu.
"Yeah, but that was a long time ago," said Ash. (He's 15 in this story) "C'mon, let's go in."
They entered the front doors and Ash called out,"Hello, it's me Ash! I'm back!"
No one answered back, prompting Ash to say,"Where is everybody?"
"Maybe they're out doing something," said Mewtwo.
"Guess so, but couldn't they leave a note or something," said Ash as he suddenly noticed something.
"Hey, an outdoor bath! That's a perfect place to relax!"
Ash went inside of it and changed into his black swimming trunks and sighed contently in the hot spring water. "Hey, we shouldn't be the only one's enjoying the water, everybody, come on out!" Ash said letting out the rest of his Pokemon.
Charizard yawned when he was let out but he soon started to panic when he realized he was in water. Hovering out, he gave Ash an indignant look and said,"Oi, I'm a fire type remember?"
"Sorry about that, I forgot," said Ash sheepishly. "Hey, do you mind heating up the spring with Flamethrower?"
Charizard snorted and said,"Fine." He let out a controlled blast of fire at the water, making it more pleasurable.
"Ah, I do say my comrades, it truely is refreshing to take a leave of abesence from dueling and to just bask in life's pleasures," said Gallade.
"Hm," said Lucario though one could tell he was enjoying the hotspring.
"Too bad my wings are water repellent, otherwise, this would really be relaxing," said Butterfree.
Suddenly the door to the inside was pulled open and someone started walking in. "Huh? Must be a visitor...geh?!" squealed Ash upon seeing who it was.
"Uh oh...," thought Pikachu.
"I've seen this manga," thought Mewtwo.
"Finally, Ash gets thrust headfirst into the world of boy and girl," thought Charizard gleefully.
"My word!" thought Gallade in shock.
"Something's going on with my teammates," thought Lucario.
"Girl!" thought Butterfree in horror.
A beautiful young girl with brownish long hair wrapped in nothing but a pink towel had sat down near Ash who was shaking violently. She looked at him and said,"Hi!"
She stretched, showing off her already impressive bust and said,"Nothing beats a bath in the middle of the day!"
'Alright, Ash...no sudden movements, I can survive this,' thought Ash frantically.
"You know, my breasts have gotten bigger lately," the girl said wading over to Ash and accidently touched him in...a special place.
"Kitsune?" she asked in confusement. Ash gulped and said,"I think I'm on the wrong side."
There was silence for a moment and then piercing shriek went through the air. "PERVERT!!!!"
"RUN FOR IT, EVERYBODY! RUN!" screamed Ash as he and his team balked out the hot spring. They went through a door to find another women there dressed in only a towel.
"Excuse me, but I have to escape an angry person," Ash yelled as he continued running with his Pokemon. He went up several stairs and saw an open window and jumped out of it only to yell out to see the far ground beneath him. Luckily Charizard managed to catch him on his back while Butterfree caught Pikachu and everyone else easily took the fall.
"Whew, that was close," said Ash. Then the other girl who was now clothed came out of a doorway and said,"There's the panty thief!"
"I did no such thing!" Ash yelled.
"Your gonna get it!" yelled the first girl. Ash turned to see she was also fully clothed and running straight for them with a spinning flying kick!
"ASH! I'll protect you!" yelled Butterfree who then used Confusion to send her sprawling towards the ground. "Hey, how'd you do that?" she growled.
"Thanks, Butterfree! Charizard, get me out of here!" yelled Ash.
"Let's have some more fun first," said the fire dragon. He flew into the inn and and started running with the low room for flight until they all something completely random.
An indian looking girl dressed in military gear was sitting down the ground with a remote control and what appeared to be toy tanks around her in a defense formation.
"What the hell is going on here?" said Charizard who stepped on several tanks only to have them explode! "Yowch! That stung!"
"Gotcha, that was a direct hit!" the girl said. She smirked and said,"Get ready for round 2 and fire!"
The tanks started shooting at them in which the Pokemon desperately tried to dodge until Ash yelled,"Lucario, use Aura Sphere!"
The dog like Pokemon fired a blue sphere of energy at the tanks, releasing a huge explosion that somehow sent Ash and his Pokemon flying out of the inn and right into where Naru and Kitsune were.
"I'm doomed," said Ash morosely.
His Pokemon quickly formed a circle around him to protect him from the incensed women and Ash quickly tried to difuse the situation. "Look, this is a all just a misunderstanding, if you just allowed me to explain..."
"As if, pervert! Don't you know what this place is?! asked Naru contempously.
"Of course, it's an inn, right?"
"It used to be an inn, but now it's an all girls dorm!" she corrected.
An all...girl's...dorm?" said Ash slowly.
Butterfree had a panic attack and started spinning around and yelled,"It's a no man's place! Ash, quick get on the dragon and let's high tail it out here!"
"Oh, your finally here," said a female voice. They all turned to see a woman with brown short hair and a cigarette in her mouth. "What happened to you, Ash?"
"Aunt Haruka!" Ash said happy to see his aunt after such a long time. He ran over to her and gave her a huge and said,"It's so great to see you agaAAAAHHHHHH!"
She bonked him on the head and said,"It's Haruka-san."
Ash shakily got up and said,"Hehehe, sorry. I forgot you don't like being called Aunt."
Suddenly the Squirtle Mobile jumped out of nowhere and crashed into the ground. And then just as suddenly Pidgeot flew down and collapsed onto the Squirtle mobile, looking very much exhausted.
The vehicle opened up it's hood to reveal Squirtle and the rest who for some reason were wearing tv shirts that said "I got chased around by a giant bird all day and all I got was this tv shirt".
"Hey Ash, thought we would suprise you and join you on your vacation," said Squirtle getting out of the car before he noticed everything around him.
"Did I miss something?" he asked.