I made my way thru the isle of the rtain slowly. I was lookin for a empty stall to sitin. Opening one near the end of the shallway I noticed that in it sat the a boy with dark blak hair and he wor the roundest galsses eva.
He looked up at me with this green eys and said
"Erm, hello….can I do anything for you?"
And I said
"OMFG! UR LIKE HARRY POTTER! IM SUCH A BIG FAN! UR MY HERO!"
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"Umm…alright…"
Then like I totally ran up to him and gave him abig hug. He was all like yay I'm getting hugged by suck a hot grl! Then he asked me
"Hey! Hey! Get off me! Who in bloody hell are you anyways?"
GAH!
Shoot I forgot to intorducde myself. My names Raven Blue Scythe. It's my first year at Hogwarts and I am sooo excited. I have dark dark dark brown skin and the blackest hair, maybe even darker then harry's. I have the most startling blue eyes. Sometimes I really scare ppl becuz I have this tattoo thingie that goes over my right eye and I even have it imprinted in my pupil. Got it from an accident wayyy back. Anyways that's not importing. Whats imptortng is that HARRY POTTER asked what my name was! So I told him and he was all like
"Alright then…miss…Scythe…would you be so kind as to move back a little. I do like the concept of personal space…"
"HAHAHAHA Ur like so funny harry I mean saying that you want me to bak off. Its sooo obvious u luv me. I mean who doesn't?"
And then would you believe harry saterd at me like I was the most botuiful thing in the uniferse.
"…I-I have to go…my friends are waiting for me…else…where…"
"OOOH LIKE RELLY? Then Ill cum wit u! its my first yr here and I relly wanna make frends!"
"Are you…sure…I mean I'm sure you'll make more friends if you stay…here…and away from me…please…"
"Right! Like that wil happen!"
So wit that I took harry by the arm and we left the stal in serch for his frends. By then I new my goal for the yer. I was going to make harry my new bf!
Sitting in front of a glowing computer screen a young girl typed away furiously on the keyboard. Muttering and chuckling from the ideas forming in her head she seemed to be completely absorbed in her work. So much to the point she didn't even notice when a presence appeared behind her.
"Erm…Lady Peters…what are you…doing?"
With a gasp the girl turned around to find the real Raven Blue Scythe looking down at her, bewildered.
"Is it not obvious Raven? I am writing a piece of art."
"B-but, how's that art? There's barely any correct spelling in your story."
The girl looked up at the real Raven in shock.
"Really Raven? How out of it are you? I mean, don't you know what a Mary-Sue story is? I HAVE to have terrible grammar and spelling! That's what these kinds of stories are all about!"
"A-all right then! But still…why are you using me?"
At this the girl scoffed.
"Raven, Raven, my dear, dear Raven. How is it not obvious to you?"
"…what?"
"You! You are the perfect Mary-Sue!"
"What! Why?"
"Raven! You have the exotic look, the exotic name and the exotic personality that allows everyone to love you! That is the clear definition of a Mary-Sue!"
"But the only reason I have this name is because of Granny Yellow's weird taste! And I don't look like this because I want to. The tattoo's from that accident with black magic and my eyes are because of Lance and his stupid experiments! Also, what personality? The only reason boys are attracted to me is because I can't hold my Source down!"
"Che! Details, details! You love, are a Mary-Sue regardless of what you say!"
"But I don't want to be an annoying and stereotypical character! Why can't you be the Mary-Sue!"
The moment that last comment was projected from Raven's lips the girl froze. Why couldn't she be a Mary-Sue? Chuckling she looked towards the computer screen with tears glistening in her eyes.
"Mary-Sue? You wish to know why I cannot write myself as a Mary-Sue? Fine, I shall tell you!"
Holding back a sob the girl gave her reason.
"I don't have the right look!"
"…what?"
"The look! The look! I'm white, I have black hair and brown eyes! How may I ask does that sound exotic, and utterly beautiful to you?"
"W-well, wouldn't glowing green eyes help make you look exotic?"
"Glowing green eyes?"
"Yeah. Like when you Use, your eyes start glowing green and don't you start radiating absolute beauty or something?"
"Well sure, but that only works in battle."
"So? Rewrite your story with a ton of battle scenes. Then you can be as beautiful as you want!"
Thinking up on what Raven had said the girl looked up at her with a bright smile painted upon her face.
"You're so totally right! That way I can write myself in the story! Oh my gawd I am so in love with you right now Raven!"
Jumping up the girl hugged her African friend with gust. After a few seconds of tight squeezing she released Raven from her hold and returned to her seat. Facing the computer screen the girl erased everything she had written so far. A new story was about to begin. This time starring Gwenn Peters!
Okay, so I hope that the beginning of the story didn't put you off...actually scratch that. I do hope it put you off, that's why I wrote this.
So anyways, some of you may be wondering who Raven, Lance and Gwenn are. They're my OC's (that sooo wasn't obvious) from this story I have in my head that hasn't been put on paper yet.
Also "The True Mary-Sue" is a crack fic with a plot.( I think.) It's a crossover between Hp and FMA but as some of you may have been wondering FMA hasn't been mentioned yet. That's in the next chapter.
So anyways. Thanks for reading and please do review.
Also a big show of applause for those authors out in FFN that are able to write with such terrible grammar and spelling! Believe me, writing like that is HARD!
Still R and R (again)! Hope you enjoyed it! (somewhat)