"You know, last time this happened, you said we weren't going to jail."
"Well, last time we weren't, were we?"
"Yeah, but Doctor, really? You had to press that damned button even though you didn't know what it did?"
"Rose, stop doing that, you'll chafe your wrists. They took the sonic off me."
"…"
"Look, I didn't expect my clothes to disappear!"
"…"
"…or yours…"
*clinking*
"Stop it, you're still naked! Eurgh, geroff me."
"Oh, is that why you're giggling?"
*laughter*
"You're impossible, you know that?"
"Yeah, but you love me."
".."
"Oh! My jumper's back!"
"Brilliant, check the pockets."
"Psychic paper! Oh, yes."
"Right, hurry up, I'm getting cold. Oi, don't roll your eyes at me! 's bloody cold out there when you're in your knickers!"
A/N: Reader decides. Written for serene-tardis over on Tumblr. :D