Attack, attack

Disclaimer: I do not own the Animaniacs song "A quake, a quake" or Transformers Animated.

Sari-In Detroit in the year 2058, we do not get earthquakes. Instead because the Autobots are here protecting the Allspark…

(She starts singing).

Attack, attack, Decepticon attack

You're screaming lots of swear words

And you want to be cut slack

Decepticon attack, the Autobots fight back

I think their cool, there goes the school

I don't think I'm all that.

I ran outside with my key

And Ratchet was just shocked.

Cause some people were running in

Just nothing but their socks

Attack, attack

Decepticons are a-(censor bleep)

Prowl-Sari, watch your language

Cause we don't like words like that

Sari-Decepticons attack

It's a just a mess oh yeah

There goes just about anything that gets in to their path

Professor Sumdac-I did not have insurance

So I called them from the scene

And the only thing I've heard is the answering machine say-

Sari-Too late, to late

You shouldn't really wait

If you did Dad, well that's too bad

These things just aren't great

Whose fault, whose fault?

It's all Megatron's fault

'Cause he's so evil, that's so real

We will kick his asphalt

They all say that on Cybertron

The Allspark made some bots

And some of them turned evil

Ratchet-That's the problem we have got

Sari-Attack, attack

Bumblebee-You had to tell us that

Sari and Bumblebee-Decepticons wrecked everything

And they think they're all that

Sari-Sometimes that's just it

And Autobots don't sit

Around while 'cons mess up this town

And do all of this sh-(censor bleep)

Cause Michigan has places

Those are really, really good

To visit nearly every day, if only we all could

We're attacked, attacked

Bulkhead-Yeah, we all know that

Bumblebee-We thought that we had seen it all

Optimus Prime (speaking)-Well, we're wrong about that

Sari- And all of that, is what I hate oh man

The buildings, walls, and chimneys fall

Destruction just like that

Detroit town is falling down while the bots move around

They won't let it get them down; they're the Autobots

Attacked, attacked

I've had enough of that

It's just too much I can't deny it

Ratchet-Decepticons cause such a riot

Sari-Can we get some peace and quiet?

So we're moving to New York.

Author's note: I don't get why I thought of this, but hey review anyway if you like it.