Betsy and Roxanne: The Showdown
A\N: I wrote this because I don't like aunt Betsy, she was such a whiner, and a witch. So this will be short, but oh so sweet.
Setting: The 8th Season, sometime after the episode "Healing Old Wounds". They both meet up in the park in this short story.
Rating: PG, just to be safe, and LOTS of Betsy bashing, oh yeah!
Disclaimer: I DON'T own 7th Heaven. And thank God I don't own aunt Betsy.
**~***~***~ Betsy and Roxanne: The Showdown~***~
(((`~By: Freaky LiL Thang 58786~`)))
"You stupid war hating hippie cop!" Betsy yelled to the blonde that stood across from her, glaring at her, it was Roxanne Richardson, she really didn't like her one bit.
Roxanne glared at the trampy stick across from her. "Whatever, at least I'm not a little dirty trampy supermodel or whatever the heck you're supposed to be." Roxanne shot back, surprisingly clam.
"How rude!" The ditzy Betsy shot back.
"Get over yourself!" Roxanne snapped; her patience with this stupid, ugly, twiggy ditz was grating at her nerves.
"At least I'm prettier than you! You're just an ugly hippie cop who's jealous of my good looks and the fact that I made out with your old boyfriend." Betsy replied, referring to when she had kissed Roxanne's old boyfriend, Chandler, a few weeks ago, you could tell she did, the tacky red lipstick she was wearing was smeared all over her face, she was to stupid to wipe it off.
"I told you I'm over him, and I don't give if you kissed him." Roxanne said.
"Then why are you getting so defensive about it?" Betsy questioned.
"I'm not!" Roxanne screamed.
"Admit it, you still love him but you won't let anyone know you feel that way, admit it!" Betsy mocked her stupidly.
"Shut up you moron!" Roxanne yelled.
"Make me!" Betsy snapped, and turned around and started to walk off, her big butt bouncing around in the short, trampy skirt she was wearing.
Roxanne couldn't take it anymore. Something inside of her snapped. She ran up behind Betsy and jumped on top of her. She attacked her. Doing things like slapping her, yanking at her hair, scratching her face with her nails, she then punched her in the right eye to top it all off.
Roxanne got up off the ground, and brushed her clothes off. Betsy also stood up and placed her hand over her eye that Roxanne punched, and let out a whine. "You stupid hippie!" She screamed.
"Whatever." Roxanne said back.
"I hate you!" Betsy screamed, then stormed off down the street.
Roxanne watched her walk off for a minute, then turned the other way. "Well, looks like I took out the trash, or should I say tramp." Roxanne said, and then laughed to herself. She then headed home.
The End
A\N: I'm sorry if that offended you, I just HAD to write it! This little voice in my head just started screaming, "write it"! So anyway review or flame if you want. You can flame if you actually like that tramp Betsy and want to yell at me for having Roxanne kick her butt. Oh yeah one more thing, GO ROXANNE! Sorry.
-Alexa
A\N: I wrote this because I don't like aunt Betsy, she was such a whiner, and a witch. So this will be short, but oh so sweet.
Setting: The 8th Season, sometime after the episode "Healing Old Wounds". They both meet up in the park in this short story.
Rating: PG, just to be safe, and LOTS of Betsy bashing, oh yeah!
Disclaimer: I DON'T own 7th Heaven. And thank God I don't own aunt Betsy.
**~***~***~ Betsy and Roxanne: The Showdown~***~
(((`~By: Freaky LiL Thang 58786~`)))
"You stupid war hating hippie cop!" Betsy yelled to the blonde that stood across from her, glaring at her, it was Roxanne Richardson, she really didn't like her one bit.
Roxanne glared at the trampy stick across from her. "Whatever, at least I'm not a little dirty trampy supermodel or whatever the heck you're supposed to be." Roxanne shot back, surprisingly clam.
"How rude!" The ditzy Betsy shot back.
"Get over yourself!" Roxanne snapped; her patience with this stupid, ugly, twiggy ditz was grating at her nerves.
"At least I'm prettier than you! You're just an ugly hippie cop who's jealous of my good looks and the fact that I made out with your old boyfriend." Betsy replied, referring to when she had kissed Roxanne's old boyfriend, Chandler, a few weeks ago, you could tell she did, the tacky red lipstick she was wearing was smeared all over her face, she was to stupid to wipe it off.
"I told you I'm over him, and I don't give if you kissed him." Roxanne said.
"Then why are you getting so defensive about it?" Betsy questioned.
"I'm not!" Roxanne screamed.
"Admit it, you still love him but you won't let anyone know you feel that way, admit it!" Betsy mocked her stupidly.
"Shut up you moron!" Roxanne yelled.
"Make me!" Betsy snapped, and turned around and started to walk off, her big butt bouncing around in the short, trampy skirt she was wearing.
Roxanne couldn't take it anymore. Something inside of her snapped. She ran up behind Betsy and jumped on top of her. She attacked her. Doing things like slapping her, yanking at her hair, scratching her face with her nails, she then punched her in the right eye to top it all off.
Roxanne got up off the ground, and brushed her clothes off. Betsy also stood up and placed her hand over her eye that Roxanne punched, and let out a whine. "You stupid hippie!" She screamed.
"Whatever." Roxanne said back.
"I hate you!" Betsy screamed, then stormed off down the street.
Roxanne watched her walk off for a minute, then turned the other way. "Well, looks like I took out the trash, or should I say tramp." Roxanne said, and then laughed to herself. She then headed home.
The End
A\N: I'm sorry if that offended you, I just HAD to write it! This little voice in my head just started screaming, "write it"! So anyway review or flame if you want. You can flame if you actually like that tramp Betsy and want to yell at me for having Roxanne kick her butt. Oh yeah one more thing, GO ROXANNE! Sorry.
-Alexa