This story was half written about a friend (actually the last sentence), there are mistakes in da story but that's just because i cbs to change them and it adds more character as it shows my lack of maturity as a 15yr old!! :)

Once upon a time in a far away land .. where people inhabited the pixie land. When babushka (aka maxi the paxi) was just a baby ... everything was peaceful and colourful ... like the sky. Then when she got older the world became a dark, dark place….all the trees died and the sky fell in!! There was no ocean for months and weeks and days and minutes and seconds and milliseconds and finally microseconds. The pixies released there powerful pixie fumes through there magic computer power thingo. The pixies would get high each day on these fumes... they were there favorite kind of fumes. The ugliest pixie had a farting problem….it would stick up the pixie palace every day!! alllllll daaaayyyy looonnnngggg!!(stink lines)

The really drop dead gorgeous pixie had a devil inside her!!...this devil would run around the pixie palace mixing the fart fumes and the pixie fume together to make a really bad pixie fume. The pixies loveeeddd this random devil pixie fart fume.. it made them feel really good down below….for stupid people this can be located below the waist and above the knees!!...you know were I'm talking about!! ohhh yeah……..

In pixie land there was a timberland man he was the pixie who supplied wood and music to the town and palace. Timbo was the raddest he could pop lock and drop it!!

The king pixie (aka freddy the leddy) was an evil dictator he took all the pixie powder away from the pixies therefore making it impossible to create pixie mush. The pizies love this mush… it gave them the strength to have sex all night long!! The pizies fucked all the time … it was like a drug to them, they needed it all day long… in fact it was almost impossible to find a pixie working during the day … you could only hear the screams of them in pleasure. The pixies don't have contraception so there were lots of pixies around pixie land … in fact 3 times the amount the land was ment to hold. Pixies didn't call sex sex ..they called is quicky in a flicki!!

Michael and mary had a qicky in a flicky in the church …mary (aka baldi is a muldie), Michael (aka facka needs a macka)