So here goes… yes, I know you will probably never get a project like this but hey.
I don't own Hamtaro or TDWT songs
….
Pashmina sat at her desk at school, finishing her school project of what would happen if someone were to break your heart.
"Pashmina why don't you show your project next dear?"
"Sure,"
She walked up to the front of the class, and pulled out her paper she clapped her hands twice and the lights dimmed flicking her fingers music started.
"I love Paris in the springtime,
Je t'aime in the fall,
It's the city of love in the summer,
But now it's just a bummer!
'Cuz someone broke my heart and chewed it up, and spit it out, and then stomped on it, and threw it down the sewer called it names and then LAUGHED!"
She glared in the direction of the window to which showed a boy whom they only caught a glimpse of before she grabbed a hammer and threw it at the window smashing it then pulled the blinds down.
Her friends Bijou and Sandy then joined in,
"Oui my friends you must never trust a boy,
Oui my friends they will treat you like a toy,"
Bijou and Sandy then stopped singing and started dancing handing Pashmina a jar of peanut butter and a flame thrower, the teacher stared wide eyed. Pashmina used the unusual combination to make sure the door couldn't open. Once again, they caught glimpse of the boy before she put fifty pieces of paper over the doors small window.
"They will, awww." She took a deep breath
"Break your heart and chew it up, and spit it out, and stomp on it throw it down the sewer call it names and then LAUGH!"
Hamtaro and Cappy were whispering the back of the classroom, "Oui my friend, you are going to make it through!"
Cappy grunted then said, "Um, non my friend. I think I just barfed up a shoe!"
Hamtaro flew back to get away from the disgusting blob on the floor.
Sandy, Bijou, and Pashmina did a slight tap dancing number before Pashmina started singing again.
"Oui my friends all I did was love him true,
The teacher saw Cappy and Hamtaro talking in the back of the classroom, "Boys what are you doing!"
"Im trying to help!"
"Oui my friends now im stuck telling you.
If you fall in love with a boy on TV,
And then audition to get on his show,
And then audition to get on again,
And finally get on his show and do nothing but be nice to him and kiss-up, you will still."
She started crying,
"We end up in Paris,
We feel lame disparis
And the boy won't even take you out-SIIIDE!"
Bijou and Sandy stopped dancing and looked at each other confused, "All she wanted to do was go outside?"
"Vhat did this boy DO!"
"OH STAN! Why?"
Sandy heard Pashmina cry out, "Stan…" Sandy growled