This is my first time writing a fan fiction so please be kind with your reviews.

For weeks Spongebob had been trying to get a girlfriend without success.

For the first time in his sheltered life he was going to a nightclub with his best friend Patrick. Maybe he would find someone there.

Spongebob looked at himself uneasily in his bedroom mirror. He adjusted his bowtie and slipped into his black tailored coat. "Spongebob my man you're looking great!" He reassured him self. He then looked down at his watch. "Oh my god!" seven thirty! He exclaimed. Patrick's been waiting for ten minutes! "Spongebob you are a disgrace to all sponges" He said as he walked hastily out his front door. " Never in my life have I been this late!"

Spongebob rushed down the main road and knocked sharply on Patrick's rock. "Hello?" called Patrick from behind the thick rock wall. "Hey Patrick" called Spongebob. " Ready to go?" "Who is it?" Asked Patrick suspiciously. " It's me Spongebob" "Ok!" Said Patrick happily. Patrick un-peeled himself from his rock and joined Spongebob. Patrick was dressed in his usual Hawaiian print pants but for some reason he looked amazing. "P-Patrick you- "stuttered Spongebob but he was cut off in mid-sentence by Patrick. "I know I washed my pants for the first time in three years they look great don't they?" "Um sure" said Spongebob

So Spongebob and Patrick walked off into the mid-summer night and arrived at the nightclub. The sight in front of Spongebob dazzled him colored lights poles scattered around the floor even cages to dance in. "Wow Patrick look!" Said Spongebob. But Patrick didn't hear as he was too busy looking in the direction of the stage where the strippers performed their daily routine. "Patrick I am ashamed of you that is disgusting!" But Patrick still did not hear as he started to walk over to the stage appearing to be in some sort of trance. " Fine I'll just go over there to that group of ladies" said Spongebob sticking his nose in the air. "Spongebob gulped straightened his bow tie stumbled a bit then walked cautiously over to the group of girls.

So what do you think? Please give me your reviews!