Title: Win At Life…Take Some HSM Advice!
Summary: A series of HSM-inspired slogans, co-written by the lovely CJ. xox. Dancerella. Beware, insanity inside!
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If we owned HSM, Troy would have been shirtless 99 percent of the time and strawberries wouldn't have been needed as a metaphor...
A/N: To set the scene: This started out with a girl, a dog, one long walk and a dirty/crazy mind. Add to that another equally crazy girl and stir in one out-there AIM conversation and you end up with this hot mess of epic proportions. We decry all responsibility for any laugh-related incidences caused by this fic, including and not limited too: drink-soaked keyboards, cricked necks or descent into madness. Read, laugh, enjoy (and don't forget to review or we'll sick Ellie's dog on you!)
Prevent Teen Pregnancy…Befriend A Chad!
Have Safe Sex…Share A Strawberry!
Preserve Your Virginity…Have Eye Sex!
Beat Depression…Wear Sparkles!
Prevent Head Lice…Change Your Hat!
Have Safe Sex…Sing Karaoke!
Save Petrol…Push Your Truck!
Lower Rent…Live In A Treehouse!
Save Money…Search A Junkyard!
Save Money…Pack A Picnic!
See Clearly…Climb A Tree!
Think Clearly…Remove Your Shirt!
Miss Prom?...Waltz In The Dirt!
Stay Safe…Date A Lifeguard!
Escape Fast…Compliment Her Shoes!
Repel An Ice Queen…Wear Cologne!
Stake Your Claim…Buy A 'T'!
Steal The Show…Do A Jazz Square!
Look Hot…Wear Pepper Pants!
Want It All?...Climb A Ladder!
Win The Game…Pause For A Solo!
Become Popular…Run Half Naked!
Thaw An Ice Queen…Bake A Cookie!
Get Slim…Refrigerate Michael Crawford!
Gather Your Thoughts…Visit A Rooftop!
Stop The Game…Hack The Scoreboard!
Stay Hidden…Use A Mop!
Preserve Your Voice…Say Brrrr, Brrrr, Mah!
Destroy A Relationship…Use Powerpoint!
Get Wet…Kiss Under A Sprinkler!
Have Safe Make-Up Sex…Sing A Duet!